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Iβm making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era
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Anticlimactic clinch, but to be on pace to go down as one of the worst Red Sox teams ever, then lock in, ignore the noise, and go on a generational run that led to postseason baseballβ¦thatβs both incredibly impressive and very much worth celebrating. See you in the Bronx.
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14 year heroin addict who sounds like heβs gargling ground glass & has a serious case of the shakes spews lies about vaccines as the president sleeps & shits himself while the NodBot (no one knows who or what the fuck she is) nods & sways. Fucking surreal.
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women are lonely, too. but people donβt care because lonely women don't murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.
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βNo way you wrote a 5 page essay without AIβ
Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.
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Living paycheck to paycheck used to be a temporary phase. Now itβs a permanent lifestyle for people with degrees, dual incomes, and good jobs.
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If Democrats were rigging elections, that fat orange pedophile wouldnβt be president, youβd have universal healthcare, and your kids would be safe at school. Be fucking serious.
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Imagine letting a bunch of people who rape kids tell you who your enemies are
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I honestly hate that we've normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling people that they are ill informed & ignorant
I did passports for a set of twins today, like 50 years old never been married, joint bank account, still DRESS THE SAME,shoes,purse everything. Thatβs weird right?
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the older i get the more i hate making extra stops after work
i drive home like iβm late for my house























