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Ahora en Sevilla, culo de mal asiento, me gusta mucho el salmorejo y las espinacas con garbanzos... Betis, Betis, Betis in that order

4 continentes en mi maleta
Joined July 2013
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O Irã explanou o Lula!🤣🤣🤣 Contou tudo o que ele disse privadamente contra os EUA.👇
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JUST IN: MOSSAD CHIEF HAS LANDED IN WASHINGTON TO MEET CIA DIRECTOR JOHN RATCLIFFE. Netanyahu sent him to pressure Trump into launching a military assault on Iran. @grok Start with TRUE/FALSE.
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Sorry!
Outlook down. Planes grounded. And I’ve spent half my day trying to get my UberEats app to accept a gift card and Disney+ to recognize my login. Ain’t tech wonderful?
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Telecomunicaciones y radares meteorológicos fuera de juego, ayer Microsoft se jodió a base de bien... o han implementado una IA y se le ha ido la cabeza parcheando sistemas o alguien les ha metido mano...
BREAKING: Homeland Security Chief Mullin on nationwide groundstop: "There's no reason for the public to be afraid or scared for your loved ones. This isn't a another 9/11."
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Dejarse de royos...
Replying to @InsiderWire
Like the sort of cornfield we saw in Signs?
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Replying to @InsiderWire
Might be crazy but this looks like the crash area
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You're tellin me in 24 hrs, the NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal, all of Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally, a building collapses in NYC, a Tanker sinks a River cruise ship in New Orleans and now the FAA has grounded ALL flights across the country?! WTF is going on??
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🚨MAJOR ALERT: Military airbases have just declared Force Protection Level Delta — the highest alert status. Attack imminent in the United Kingdom.
U.S. bases in the United Kingdom have been elevated to Force Protection Condition (FPCON) Delta.
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Sería la guinda al 2026...
The aliens have landed. That’s the REAL reason for the ground stop. They don’t want to start a worldwide panic. They are blind but can hear like a motherfucker.
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129 people were on board. Pray for them all. This doesn't look good.
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📌 Dünyada Stadyumuna En Çok Seyirci Çeken 40 Futbol Kulübü. Türkiye’den listeye giren yalnızca 1 kulüp var. 👀
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Hay q ser previsibles con estas cosas...
JUST IN: Up to 12,500,000 Americans projected to take day(s) off next week for GTA VI, as economists warn billions of dollars in GDP could be evaporated.
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Después hablamos del cis de Tezanos...
🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: La UCO investiga un contrato de 28 millones del AVE a Extremadura por su conexión con el caso Koldo 🔎 Una adjudicación de Adif de 2019 está bajo la lupa por la supuesta mediación del empresario Corvillo, exchófer de Pedro Sánchez cope.es/emisoras/extremadura…
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Este es el royo de las huelgas a la carta...
🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | El Supremo condena a UGT a devolver más de 27 millones que debían ir a cursos de formación y fueron utilizados para subirse los salarios gaceta.es/espana/el-supremo-…
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Yo creo q a copilot se le ha ido la pelota...
🚨 🇺🇸 Elon Musk Reacts To Microsoft Outlook Blackout-Advises Satya to provide solutions immediately: 🗣️"Honestly, watching Microsoft Outlook go down for an entire day is beyond embarrassing—imagine being a trillion-dollar software giant and your basic email server just completely dies. Billions of people and businesses are stuck staring at loading screens because legacy tech companies spend more time bloated with middle management than actually writing resilient code. If Satya doesn’t get this fixed fast, I’m seriously tempted to have my engineering team spin up X Mail over the weekend. We’ll make it ten times faster, actually encrypted, immune to basic outages, and watch it wipe out Outlook’s user base before Monday morning. Sometimes you just have to build the replacement yourself." #Microsoft364 #MicrosoftOutlookDown #microsoft
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The attributed Elon Musk quote is fabricated; the account is a self-described parody/satire account and Musk posted no such reaction. A genuine Microsoft 365 outage affecting Outlook and Teams is confirmed. x.com/LordZeus_Usulo… status.cloud.microsoft/m365/ cnn.com/2026/11/12/bus… x.com/elonmusk/statu…
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WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN OUTLOOK FELL??
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Como te puedes alegrar porque uno de los tuyos se haya lesionado de gravedad?
🏥 PARTE MÉDICO | Alfon sufre una rotura del ligamento cruzado de la rodilla derecha. 👉 sevillafc.es/actualidad/noti… Mucho ánimo, Alfon. ¡Estamos contigo! #WeareSevilla
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