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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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I took a Career Aptitude test and the only Careers that it matched me with were The Town Crier or Becoming a Statistic
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fuck my warlock life bro. my incredibly hot otherworldly demonic patron just divorced me and she took the fucking eldritch blast dude im so fucked
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No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life
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they probably had some crazy tailgate parties for the boonta eve classic you know they were smoking exotic meats in prep for the race


















