okay Spotify… either you’re trying to tell me *something* -or- you need to check on your AI, cause she’s not okay
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it just dawned on me… in hindsight, does Duolingo realize they just spent a LOT of money for a 5s Super Bowl spot that essentially aligns their brand with the idiom of talking out your a$$?
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let’s be clear: allowing Usher to give elder Millennials an utterly perfect halftime show in no ways makes up for the years of disrespect & leaving us with a totally F’ed economy. but it’s a good start.
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okay, Mark Wahlberg. don’t mean to judge, but kinda hard to forget you made your debut to the world in your underwear singing about orgasms. 🤨
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new drinking game. take a shot every time Tom Brady appears in a #SuperBowl commercial.
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so that CeraVe commercial was a masterclass is marketing. too often brands pair with celebs & the result is everyone remembers them, not necessarily the product they were promoting. not this time.
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i don’t care if #Suits has been off the air for almost 5 years, Harvey & Mike will forever be at the top of my celebrity cheat list. well done, @TMobile. well, done. #SuperBowl
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the fact that @MyLittlePony didn’t jump on the opportunity to partner with SJM/Bloomsbury to create a Starlight Fancy collection to coincide with the release of #HOFAS is a big miss. #JellyJubilee #CrescentCity
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i’m sorry, i can’t focus b/c Leslie is in the most stunning revenge dress 💃🏻 & i need to know where her absolutely gorgeous diamond necklace is from! 💎#TheGoldenBachelor
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today is the day! how can i possibly get any work done when @MandyMatney’s new book (memoir?) has finally arrived?!
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🗣️Millennial PSA: today is #FridayThe13th… in OCTOBER! please be advised to avoid anyone named Jason, Micheal or Freddie. do not answer the phone. make sure to steer clear (literally & figuratively) of any logging trucks on the road.
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it has been many countless days, but he’s finally BACK! 💜
#returnofthemath
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not interested in having your Twitter app updated into the new X icon on your iPhone? there is a solution for that 💁♀️ theverge.com/22529978/apple-…
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