.@BleacherReport Brian Jordan had over 850 more hits than Bo Jackson.
Is there an adhesive on Earth stronger than whatever it is holding sticks of @OrbitGum in a pack?
Where does that rank on the list of worst anthems ever? #HRDerby
What does Reba keep pointing at? Is she going to
#WrestleMania
#SuperBowl
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Bryce Harper moves like baseball was invented for him and him alone. I love it.
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At tonight’s Philadelphia Sports Writers Association dinner, Rob Thomson said a coach from one of the teams the Phillies played in the playoffs told him playing at Citizens Bank Park was “four hours of hell.”
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Want to write a country song about cussin’ while putting together IKEA furniture…
I never thought it was
such a bad little tree.
It's not bad at all really.
Maybe it tust needs
a little love #withmydick
Because it's baseball, it's likely Flores would have made an out anyway, but that was a terrible call by the umpire. #NLDS
Oh what fun it is #withmydick in a one horse open sleigh.
OK, now I'm going to bed.
Mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled #withmydick for a long winter's nap.
For real, I'm going to bed. Merry Christmas everybody.
He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's naughty #withmydick. Santa Claus is coming to town.
Through the years we all will be #withmydick, if the fates allow.
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough, and have yourself a merry little Christmas now
I will honor Christmas #withmydick, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the past, the present, and the future. The spirits of all three shall strive within me.










