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Local Celebrity. Phillies Fan.

St.Charles, IL
Joined March 2009
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.@BleacherReport Brian Jordan had over 850 more hits than Bo Jackson.
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Is there an adhesive on Earth stronger than whatever it is holding sticks of @OrbitGum in a pack?
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Hey @MLB, I’m resigned to the fact I can’t watch @Phillies games when they play in my market, but why can’t I watch the postgame show? Clean it up.
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Where does that rank on the list of worst anthems ever? #HRDerby
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What does Reba keep pointing at? Is she going to #WrestleMania #SuperBowl
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Bryce Harper moves like baseball was invented for him and him alone. I love it.
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This nigga Allen Iverson be drawin his ass off
AI shows what ancient Egypt would look today if it never fell 🤯
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At tonight’s Philadelphia Sports Writers Association dinner, Rob Thomson said a coach from one of the teams the Phillies played in the playoffs told him playing at Citizens Bank Park was “four hours of hell.”
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Want to write a country song about cussin’ while putting together IKEA furniture…
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Yo, @TLC, you couldn't wait until after my birthday to air the "Vibrator in the Rectum" episode of "Stuck"? #buttwork #StuckTLC
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I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all really. Maybe it tust needs a little love #withmydick
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Because it's baseball, it's likely Flores would have made an out anyway, but that was a terrible call by the umpire. #NLDS
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Oh what fun it is #withmydick in a one horse open sleigh. OK, now I'm going to bed.
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Mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled #withmydick for a long winter's nap. For real, I'm going to bed. Merry Christmas everybody.
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He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's naughty #withmydick. Santa Claus is coming to town.
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Through the years we all will be #withmydick, if the fates allow. Hang a shining star upon the highest bough, and have yourself a merry little Christmas now
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I will honor Christmas #withmydick, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the past, the present, and the future. The spirits of all three shall strive within me.
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