i’m kind of just mad that i wasn’t the one to think of screen printing figure 8 onto a waffle thermal
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you guys wear clothes when you go birding?
Shortcut to dressing better: dress like a birdwatcher.
— Real McCoys photographer jacket
— Buck Mason Full Saddle chinos
— T-shirt or Oxford-cloth button-down shirt
— American Trench Birdwatching cap
— Timberlands "beef and broccoli" field boots
— Lemaire bird whistle
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i think i know exactly what baby fever feels like but i only get it for posting guitar videos on tiktok that no one could possibly enjoy
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learning a really cool riff is devastating because every second you’re at work you’re just thinking about how you’d rather be playing “honestly?” by american football at home
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eric retweeted
Being raised by wolves doesn't seem too bad. You bring home a report card and your mother just has no idea what it is or what it says and she's just kind of scratching at it
eric retweeted
I can't believe this. I'm a massive Nathan Fielder fan and I spent months auditioning for a singing competition thinking it was a fake metatextual element of a new TV show he was making. It turns out it was a genuine singing competition with no comedic framing whatsoever
the biggest trick that YCSE pulled on the audience is convincing everyone that billy has a big dick when he was certainly fluffing to get a decent semi-chub before the cameras started rolling
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