Joined August 2009
Navigating React+redux codebase
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Slack headquarters, December 23rd: “Did we scale the cloud down for the holidays to save on cost?” “Yeah we just click here, on it boss!” Jan 4th: “...oh shit”
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Eric Green retweeted
Eventual Consistency
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Marten is over 100k downloads on Nuget now. Not a huge number compared to many OSS projects, but pretty good for something that requires .Net devs to go outside their mainstream
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1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon 2017: -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM? -running Slack
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I could get used to playing on the same side of the net as @RafaelNadal 💪🏻👊🏻👯‍♂️🕺🏽🎯🔥
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ESPN needs to stop trying to be so fancy with their tennis camera angles. Overhead is all we need please. #FedererNadal
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Just pulled FastExpressionCompiler into Marten & got a ~7% perf improvement in our benchmarks. Hat tip to @dadhi
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The past week: 1st Sha1 collision, Cloudbleed, S3 outage... #whatisnext
This is what happens to managers! Don't let them promote you! xitter.cf/clipperhouse/status/83…
“I’ll just fire up my .Net environment and make a quick change”, I said one hour, two disk repairs, and seven reboots ago.
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I dream of a day where .sln files contain no GUIDs.
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1️⃣8️⃣🏆
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Testing the expected exception messages for a certain scenario is one of the most tedious exercises in coding that I can think of
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A fundamental problem with presenting something in a simple way is that when something goes wrong, you often need to suddenly know 10x more.
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Marten 1.2.5 is up on Nuget with bug fixes: github.com/JasperFx/marten/i… for details. Definitely pull this down if you use optimistic concurrency
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