@ericdalessandro

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Joined February 2009
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See Hulu star @ericdalessandro this summer as he takes the stage live at NJPAC on 6/18, part of @NorthtoShore festival. Get tickets today: bit.ly/njpacdalessandro
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I think Sam Altman might literally be Satan
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I'm not quite an alpha. I'm more of a master beta.
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We want shower doors
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#TorpedoBat 28
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Helly to Mark
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GREAT D
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Getting Coffee In Brooklyn
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Apple: “We are happy to announce that we’ve made the camera flash even more confusing to turn on and off”
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Dan Carney
@DanManCarney8 Jan 2025
American Psycho is my favorite Disney movie
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm8 Jan 2025
‘AMERICAN PSYCHO’ is now streaming on Disney+ (with Hulu subscription) See what other movies just got added to Disney+ and Hulu: bit.ly/HuluJan25
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The Ellen game
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Merry Rizzmas @Da_Rizzler419 #rizzler
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Ambulance called for a guy at my show
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Dads saw these and lost their minds
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Dear Silas
@dearsilas21 Oct 2024
It was called “Eastbay” and Jordan’s were $79.99
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MLB
@MLB4 Oct 2024
Pete Alonso's home run, as called by @Mets radio broadcaster Howie Rose 🐻‍❄️
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This Week at Helium | Jen Brister, @ericdalessandro, Fumi Abe, Jon "Polar Bear" Gonzalez, + @StephTolev! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/2Cw2wci
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I’ve never eaten Combos outside of a car
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