I tell dark jokes, I write music, I am an alien they/them
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Joined April 2007
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@MetroByTMobile your payment processor is broken. It has been for months. Stop turning off my service when I'm trying to pay you and your own system is broken.
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Me giving kahoku (who is also a gamer) tips on walking in very high heels:
Ok. So the heel is the targeting system, the toe is the bomb.
"2020 was like the gold rush for clout."
Kahoku said this last night and I'm still cry-laughing at how true it is.
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Standing in the pet food store, looking at the six diff flavors of the brand I buy Mollie, trying to remember which 3 she really likes, I pulled out my phone and thought, "I should just text her and ask."*
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I've been torqued at chris rock ever since that ugly af clear heels joke 15 years ago (that mysoginist anti SW jaoffs quote to this day) so I've just been watching that slap on repeat and cackling.
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I have never understood hopscotch no matter how hard I've tried and that shame will follow me to the grave.
I meet the oral surgeon tomorrow. At this point I'm just gonna grab him by the lapel, all fever-eyed, and beg he take the pain away, like an offcast street urchin in a dystopian sci-fi slum. Which is uncomfortably close to 100% accurate.
Ok, it might be marketing double-speak, but you gotta admit, "When We Were Young Fest" DOES sound a lot better than "Recouping Lawyer Fees And Future Payouts To 275 Lawsuits Comprising Near 1,250 Plaintiffs After Killing Multiple People At Astroworld..."
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(1/2) All the liberal armchair sedition hunters are out proselytizing again. Let's clarify: ins*rrection is not inherently bad. Occupying f*d buildings is not inherently bad. Organized fascism and white supremacy is bad. And the EffBeeEye is not your friend, or your servant...
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Tfw for the last 7 years every moment you struggle to know for certain whether you are awake, or drenched in a life-threatening fever dream
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"active shooter drills" are not at all useful. They're just one of a number of ex military hustles that folks use to get by. They're completely made up.
Harris and Klebold's original plan for Columbine, as proven almost immediately, was to cause people to huddle in places like in the cafeteria, to then detonate explosives. One went off. This has been known for 20yrs.
These "Drills" are a consultation industry, not a life saver.
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Man... honestly, I can buy even the foulest human being breaking down when remembering some heavy shit under certain circumstances, but this the absolute worst acting performance I have ever seen. Like, 'contempt of court' bad.
#KyleRittenhouse - As Rittenhouse begins to describe Rosenbaum running toward him, he breaks down on the stand. The judge had to call for a 10 min break. @LawCrimeNetwork
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Rest In Power, my friend. Thanks for everything you did for me, and for being there. ❤🖤❤🖤 instagram.com/p/CVRQl18PgkK9…