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Writer, producer, director and excellent at napping.

Los Angeles
Joined February 2009
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The beginning of the end of my HBO Max subscription…
Bring home inspiring hits, like Fixer Upper: The Castle, now streaming on HBO Max.

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3yo: I want Crunchberries! Me: No, it’s nothing but sugar and crap. 3yo: Like your face. #parenting
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I had some legitimate political discourse with the cashier and now I’M THE ONE banned from Dollar Tree?!?
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This episode has EVERYTHING: abs, crying, party bus, D&D, acceptance, splits, kung fu, and more crying #CWKungFu
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From now on the only time I want to hear about trump is in relation to the words “Charged” and “Convicted”
Embarrassing even for Florida
Replying to @atrupar
Holy shit. Matt Gaetz just said, "some of the people who breached the Capitol today were not Trump supporters, they were masquerading as Trump supporters and in fact were members of the violent terrorist group antifa."
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You know we effed up when Merkel’s cracking jokes at our expense
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18-month-old: AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Me: WHAT'S WRONG?!? 18mo: Dada, I loud! *resumes screaming #parenting #toddlerlife
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I expected Trump to get Covid but never in a million years did I imagine he’d spend the last month campaigning on psychoactive steroids. Well played 2020, well played.
Devin Nunes is the Brian Kilmeade of the Impeachment show. #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot
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Well that was a sobering documentary on Australia. #MadMaxFuryRoad
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facebook.com/media/set/?set=… Photos from #occupycentral in #hongkong last night, Oct. 1st. National Day in China.
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Guys who drive old schoolbuses as their personal cars are always the last people you want to see anywhere near a kid. #venicebeach
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Pink smoke from Vatican chimney signals fabulous new pope.
I'll be live streaming my rebuttal after finishing this bottle of tequila. #GOPResponse
I'm waiting on Ted Nugent's response. #SOTU
Growing the economy is a great idea! Why didn't Obama think of that? #SOTU
We need less gun control. If all those kids were armed that guy would've been stopped in his tracks. Also, there would be a lot more recess.