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sorry i peed on your legs when we showered together i thought you’d laugh
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donald trump filed for bankruptcy six times, but ok.
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The House of Representatives passed legislation that would put into law protections for same-sex and interracial marriage. 157 House Republicans voted against this legislation.
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🦁 Win @JoelEmbiid’s Signed Loaded Lions Hoodie 🦁 Just RT this post to enter.
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One day someone should start a religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ.
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If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control
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Wealthy white women will have zero trouble getting abortions and/or birth control. It’ll be the poor black and brown women living in red states who will be effected by this the most.
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250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.
riot. civility is pointless
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everything bagel? really? everything? doubt it.
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Bruno Mars got this man doing the purest coke
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last night my 4 year old son looked at me and said “in a world full of will smiths, be a zelensky.” And then did the wakanda salute. sadly we had to put him down
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It turns out it was staged. I've reverse Google image searched him and the guy who punched Chris Rock is a professional actor.
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remembering one of the worst days of my life
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School is like ok lemme get you up to speed on all the wars you missed before you go to your job forever
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I'm so fast.
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