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Jordi ⍼𐀔 Writing about whatever I like, in English and Dutch ⍼ 🇳🇱 Part-time Holy Roman Emperor 👑

Holy Roman Empire
Joined January 2016
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Dutch used game retailer @Nedgame_NL says Sony twists sales numbers of videogames to show online purchases more favorable and physical media sales less. bnr.nl/nieuws/economie/10614… [in Dutch 🇳🇱 via @BNR] @DoesItPlay1
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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🎃 HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY One MOUTHOLE variant for PS5, signed and drawn on by the developer, Anything Nose. Case, soundtrack card and disc. The game is already gone from our store; this is the only signed variant we’re giving away. Ever. To enter: 🔁 Repost ➕ Follow @limitedlegacy_ 💬 Tag someone who has never heard of MOUTHOLE Winner drawn Friday the 13th, when Water Delivery pre-orders open.
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The Messenger Boy
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Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers. Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
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Son of a bitch this stings.
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There are many differences between North and South Dakota, but at least one thing unites us... KUCHEN IS DELICIOUS.
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Currently, alarming posts make the rounds claiming that Sony has forced physical games to suddenly need an online update. Before you panic please make sure it's not just the game asking for the necessary firmware that IS ALWAYS ON DISC: youtu.be/bBVhsLglz9s?is=0sZ0…
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🇪🇺 VISIT EUROPE ✈️ Five leaders. One message: everything is fine. 🔥 🇫🇷 Paris: it's lit 🇬🇧 London: mind the bricks 🇩🇪 Berlin: your train is only 3 days late 🇪🇸 Madrid: lights out 🇮🇹 Rome: eternal traffic 🇪🇺 Brussels: approval in 2035 Book now. Bring a helmet. 🪖😂 ⚠️ Satire · AI-made · invented ad copy iamgrok.org
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Les Japonais continuent de venir visiter Paris. Quel peuple courageux !
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Bruh. He's right. They threatened to level Paris like they did Warsaw if France didn't surrender, but after the surrender? They didn't damage any of the cultural heritage sites at all. In fact when Paris was about to be liberated by the advancing Allies, General von Choltitz disobeyed direct orders destroy the city and instead surrendered it intact to preserve it. Sure, I won't pretend that the Nazis didn't go around plundering artwork. But literally every army throughout all of history has plundered conquered lands. When the Mongols did it, they deliberately erased entire civilizations- making the rivers run red with blood and black with ink. And by the end, we were able to recover 85% of what the Nazis stole. So yes, Muslims are worse enemies than literal goose-stepping Nazis. The only mitigating factor is that Muslims are generally retards who lack the level of industrialization needed to threaten the West, and our greatest weakness is that some of us are dumb enough to let them into our borders
Replying to @hayasaka_aryan
The ultimate red pill is realizing the Nazis did less harm to Paris than immigrants.
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Tsundere Malfoy you say...? 1/2
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Got a new laundry bin:
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VGP Giveaway Time! Glitch is giving away a Castlevania Advance Collection Ultimate Edition on either NSW/PS4/XB/PC [Winner's Choice] + her sticker to one lucky winner. RT, Like and Follow VGP to enter for a chance to win! Winner announced Friday, Nov 6, 2026!
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🤣🤣🤣 Truth!
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