Engherziger Rechtspopulist aus Kaltland - Rechtsliberal/Conservatarian, Atheist, Shitposter, Gamer, Pro-Israel (ENG/GER)

Joined February 2015
Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
JUST IN: University of Florida College Republicans announce a “Deport Sneako” rally on campus Thursday.
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
Bolsonaro jestermaxxed and spiked Lula’s cortisol. Lesson there.
Al final del debate, bolsonaro se puso a bailar y lula le pego una piña al atril y se fue jsjsjs Que pais brasil
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
Liebe Berliner: Genießt ihr eure Wahl schon? 🤡
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
“Vote Straight Ticket Republican”
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Jewish voters in Florida are ABANDONING the Democratic Party in real time! 🚨🚨🚨 Scott Jennings just dropped the receipts on CNN — Republicans are UP in voter registration in the Jared Moskowitz district (heavy Jewish concentration). Jewish voters there are TRENDING REPUBLICAN hard. 📉🔥 The data is clear. The trend is unmistakable. Jewish communities are rightfully alarmed by where the Democratic Party is heading. This isn’t a blip. It’s a warning. 👀 Watch the clip. Share if you see it. The shift is happening NOW. 👇
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
Das ist doch sehr beruhigend.
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
🚨 NOW: President Trump breaks it down PERFECTLY after France gets burned down by invaders and leftists "I've been right, that's an immigration problem!" "These are people that have come in, they're taking over the country, and they made a MISTAKE!" "You better watch your borders because your countries are being DESTROYED!" 💯 It's now CONFIRMED that the leftists are fueling this. It's not about students This is the future Democrats want for America. WE HAVE TO VOTE RED.
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
OMG Letters from the USCIS and DHS appear to verify that citizenship records for Ilhan Omar's father DO NOT EXIST. No record of his naturalization exists. Ilhan Omar claimed citizenship through her father. If no record exists, how can she be a U.S. citizen?
USCIS letter and DHS ‘Certificate of Nonexistence of Record’ provides Ilhan Omar’s father never naturalized…. There’s no record of his naturalization. Therefore, Ilhan Omar’s narrative that she ‘derived’ citizenship at the age of 17, through her father when he naturalized, cannot be true!
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump mic dropped Zelensky REPORTER: Zelensky said YOU are on the wrong side of history TRUMP: "Zelensky doesn't know what he's TALKING ABOUT. Zelensky is a man that should have had this war settled a long time ago. If he would have listened to me, he would have made a much better deal a long time ago, and had a MILLION people LIVING from his side!" 💯 "Time for somebody else to negotiate on behalf of Ukraine. Very little land has moved and a tremendous number of people are DEAD!" It's depressing but TRUE. Zelensky has been obstructing peace for all of Trump 2.0 Wrong side of history? The "right side" has meant hundreds of thousands dead for almost no land gained! Zelensky is in WAY over his head.
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
The French authorities in question.
BREAKING: French authorities acknowledge they have “lost control” in major cities as widespread protests, violence and unrest grip the country, prompting calls for curfews to restore order, per NBC
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
How can this be possible? They have gun control in that country. I was assured that gun control works.
🚨🇫🇷 French police: rioters in Paris, Marseille and Lyon are armed with AK47s and Scorpion submachine guns.
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
If you ever wonder why Amazon is a trillion-dollar company, it's the only place I can buy two HDMI 2.0 cables and have them delivered to the office in about an hour for $18.
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
My cat choosing to puke on the hardwood floor rather than on the carpet is a sign of great respect in his culture
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
and people wonder why more and more people are using AI. if this was a real job, this behaviour would have you fired immediately
I feel sad and awful to be ignored for an artwork I paid this February.. I don’t know what to do :;(∩´﹏`∩);:
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
Why is it every time I go anywhere, everyone in line takes 15 fucking minutes for their transaction and I take 5 seconds. Fuck you
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
"Right-wingers are a danger to this country" *elects Islamic extremists to office*
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
making these will be the only job left post-singularity
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
Absolutely incredible… Elon once again showing the Billionaire class how it’s done. Bypassing the state completely, the fraud, the waste of tax dollars, the NGOs, and giving capital directly to American children. They will directly own a piece of American exceptionalism.
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
Bessere Bildung, so sieht sie aus:
Mon école est ce matin saccagé. J ai plus de salles pour mes etudiants. Plus d écrans ( juste cassés). Plus d ordinateurs . Clim cassé ( oui on avait la clim) Des Tags 1312 dans chaque salle. Les câbles de liaisons coupés, tirés, défoncés. Je n en dis pas plus.
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Gonzo Jesus 🐸🥝🏴‍☠️ (e/acc) retweeted
JUST IN: Microsoft pulls out of a £2 billion AI data center project in the UK after electricity grid delays reportedly push its power supply into the 2030s.
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