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Parker

@equallywrong

clout poisoned sommelier and amazing winemaker + pretend dj

 bay area, ca
Joined September 2023
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jos@josiahhughes9h
how it feels to be misunderstood alt hipster
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Replying to @SecWar @WhiteHouse
Thank you, Commander Bootyhole!!!
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Being from Pakistan makes being an ethnic Nigerian with 400+ years of ancestral history in the states extremely difficult
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Replying to @currentlynotgho @garlic_wife
Brother, what the heck…?
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Opinions have been illegal for a while, and I’ve just realized it.
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Mizbah, I will bring you my daughters.
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Replying to @lisalittle2U @TheRealScourge
Lmao you can’t be outside if you got a job bc you gotta sleep. Niggas is nocturnal lmfao
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Replying to @gracecamille_
Hell yeah
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The Tomb of the Unknown Groyper would be full as shit bc those niggas do NOT have friends
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Y’all are NOT going to like the Tom Brady Hanukkah portrait I was commissioned to illustrate. But you’re going to have to see it anyway so get ready.
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Replying to @greaserburger @barstoolsports
Let’s get this shit trending fuck it
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I am a porn and gambling addict with special needs. When can i start a podcast on your network @barstoolsports ?
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Replying to @ldranim
Whatcha say now, Chuck?
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igranim@ldranimNov 11
This Godzilla was a problem. The footwork, head movement, feints, mixing in the atomic breath he truly did have it all even got the tail grab to set up Rodan
Kaiju Eiga 4K (@4k_Kaijueiga) profile pictureKaiju Eiga 4K@4k_KaijueigaOct 30
"Final Battle" - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)
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😂😂😂😂😂
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedNov 11
It’s been 51 years since the Edmund Fitzgerald sank into Lake Superior. Today, we honor the 29 brave souls we lost on that tragic day. May their memory live on.
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Replying to @mlz_sb
LMFAOOOOO
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Mlz@mlz_sbNov 11
J’ai une tante qui viens de naître .
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And I got confused! I killed a man…
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Advertisements would go so crazy if I was insecure about anything. Unfortunately for the advertisers, I believe—for no reason at all—that I am totally perfect, so I only buy things that make me worse like illegal drugs.
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Replying to @reverendmoney
Yurts are so versatile I’m doing building shit outside I’m doing outside shit in a structure
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