@eponvert

Husband, father of 4 kids. From NPT ⚓️ to MTL ⚜️ to ATX 🎸 to PFTX 🍻. In TX since 2000

Joined July 2009
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If twitter goes down, let's all meet up at the library.
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My books looking at me as twitter burns to the ground
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I just checked, I joined this sight in July 2009. *Sigh* 13 years of trying to figure out who @BayesForDays is subtweeting, where did the time go
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Dang this site is buggy
I have not heard a single compelling argument that all of crypto, from the Nakamoto paper on through, is anything other than a big grift
Wait, how does this work? Is there another cat under there?
WholesomeMemes
@WholesomeMeme11 Nov 2022
LOL did Twitter just reinvent the blue check
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Apparently they did
Now that "OMG elections" Twitter is winding down, it's nice to be getting back to "OMG Twitter is fucked" Twitter
Am I out proudly wearing my @pfisd Bonds t-shirt for election day? YES! Am I actually working in downtown Austin? Also yes. Vote Yes! on all the PfISD bonds today Pflugerville (or Austin if you can)
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Remember the time the city of Austin passed some very basic safety regulations on rideshares, Uber and Lyft threw a fit and left, and a year later the GOP controlled Texas Lege nullified the safety regulations? I do you hypocrites.
House Homeland GOP
@HomelandGOP7 Nov 2022
In Biden’s America, even ride-sharing isn’t safe. The FBI warns that criminals are using ride-sharing vehicles to abduct minors. In one instance, a minor woke up in a strange home miles from his destination.
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I'm going to miss Twitter when it's gone
It's 55 degrees in Austin this morning, we're looking at a high of 68, and the question on everyone's mind is: Will the grid hold up?
'But when she returned to the movies as a freelance actress, she again found herself cast as either of two types: as she put it, “bitches on wheels and people’s mothers.”' RIP Queen nytimes.com/2022/10/11/arts/…
Image from the New York Times article: Ms. Lansbury with Roddy McDowall in the Disney musical fantasy “Bedknobs and Broomsticks.” She played a witch.

ALT Image from the New York Times article: Ms. Lansbury with Roddy McDowall in the Disney musical fantasy “Bedknobs and Broomsticks.” She played a witch.

Actual footage of me coaching the 6 year old at the local batting cages
Vintage baseball card of Las Vegas Stars pitcher Keith Comstock, portraying the player getting hit in the nuts with a baseball

ALT Vintage baseball card of Las Vegas Stars pitcher Keith Comstock, portraying the player getting hit in the nuts with a baseball

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Another week of absolute chaos in the Big 12 and I am HERE for it!
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No spotify the SONG Billie Eilish
The media needs to treat Brett Favre like it did Michael Vick and Colin Kaepernick dlvr.it/SYpq8F
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French editor at nhl dot com: "That suit? Hm. Non."
Elias @[email protected]@eponvert4 Sep 2022
LOL at the different picture leads in the English and French versions of the same article about Michael Pezzetta
LOL at the different picture leads in the English and French versions of the same article about Michael Pezzetta
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