@epimmanuel

I may not be the best, but I'm far from the worst.

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Joined April 2009
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D I K E H
@iamdikeh22h
I’m saying it again, Micheal Carrick has a wife and his beautiful kids. Sacking him will remove food from his table, he needs more time 🙏🏽 #CARRICKIN
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Paddy Power
@paddypower22h
Como are a young club. They were playing against amateurs nine years ago. And tonight, it turns out that they still are.
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Mlimanage? – at Nairobi, Kenya
MJ🥰@itsMJ_Ke23h
Second half ni ya the Great MANCHESTER UNITED. Tutapiga comeback moto maadui hawataamini
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Referee counted Manchester United players to see whether they’re 11😭😭😭😭 coz he also couldn’t believe it
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Gitz 
@Gitz__Oct 21
"Normalize using I unless you are pregnant"
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Took me years to understand 😭
Gitz 
@Gitz__Oct 21
Kumbe Crystal Asige ako na bonge la Ruto. I wasn't familiar !
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Aloft@AloftgamingkeOct 20
At ksh.226 per litre you better look like your profile picture when I get there
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Dad Jokes
@DadsaysjokesOct 20
Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages.
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 21
A 64 year old man in Virginia has been charged with duct-taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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James
@MrJamesKeOct 21
Be careful, there’s a loose patient out there launching other people’s projects.
Irungu Kang'ata
@HonKangataOct 20
Zabka Industrial Park, Kenol taking shape. Construction jobs today, factory jobs tomorrow.
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Gitz 
@Gitz__Oct 20
Kenya and Nigeria are catching Ebola headlines linked to Uganda, while Uganda reports zero cases. Who wrote this script? 💀
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Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?
Kenyans.co.ke
@Kenyans17 Jan 2024
If I look for jobs abroad and you refuse to apply, how do you want me to help you? - President Ruto
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I am Chege
@_James041Oct 20
Waah! Is is the work of the President to announce milk prices? Hahaha! Tell him to announce even charcoal prices. Never seen a President retarded this much.
Kenyans.co.ke
@KenyansOct 20
NEWS JUST IN: Ruto Announces New Milk Prices Starting This Month read.kenyans.co.ke/aTGu7
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BloomField@MsoMuthoniOct 20
Njaa-man Shepherds.
Vincent 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪
@VinceChepkwonyOct 20
Caption this
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WILLIE OEBA
@WillieOebaOct 18
Radio Milele Delayed is Not Radio Milele Denied
JALANG'O@JalangoMwenyeweOct 17
Eldoret imeweza!! Sasa Nairobi 31st Jacaranda Ground! Itakuwa mbayaaa!!!
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PropesaTv@PropesaTvOct 19
On this day 16 years ago, President William Ruto was suspended from his position as Minister for Higher Education.
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Edwin Sifuna
@edwinsifunaOct 19
It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
K24TV
@K24TvOct 18
President William Ruto has declared that freedom and democracy are meaningless without development, sharpening the political debate with Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna over what Kenya needs ahead of the 2027 general election. Read the full story here: shorturl.at/rIhJz
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Yaks™
@trays024Oct 17
Euro was played in that year and he scored just 1 goal in the tournament.
Extraedward
@Extraedward7Oct 16
What if the World Cup was 2008
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stanley@stanleylivesonOct 18
No. Wantam is an ideology that should live on beyond Ruto. Even Sifuna should know if he lets us down as a country during his first term, it's WANTAM
Dr.Stephen Obiero M.D
@Retweet_tablikeOct 18
Until we find someone serious again, Sifuna will rule till 2042.
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Hannes Bend
@hnnsbndOct 17
Replying to @WilliamsRuto
Took me as a foreigner a few months - talking to Kenyans on ground, seeing extrajudicial killings and abductions - to learn you are a killer who lies and oppresses his citizens. Your “plan” is mostly broken promises, or more betrayed Kenyans. Gtfoh w those photo ops & lies.
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