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Writing a play: "Can't do that; that adds a fourth character." Writing a spec screenplay: "And then, oh, let's say a helicopter." #newplay
The idea that Vivek Ramaswamy had never had the experience of someone taking measures to avoid having to interact with him strains credulity
It’s a public face-off between a professionally likable TV personality and an off-putting magic store guy; I can’t wait to see how these odds break down on the prediction markets
Reports say it’s possible that the ICE agent who shot the man in New York may have thought the victim was trying to hit him with his car. And in the officer’s defense, all ICE agents always think everyone is trying to hit them with their cars.
Once again the committee has snubbed Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize. And he’s gonna be all like “This is so unfair! I know I killed a bunch of people but do you realize how many people I could have killed?”
Pete Hegseth is just blatantly trying to appeal to Gen X nostalgia at this point. Body-shaming. Forever wars in the Middle East. Good old-fashioned racism and sexism. Failed military operations. And now his plan to kill a man on TV has big Faces-of-Death-on-VHS energy.
So in the current national climate your college-aged kid may not get to take philosophy or literature or art history or a foreign language but at least there's always the rape practicum
We asked Dr. Henry Walton Jones Jr to comment on the assertion in today’s New York Times that Raiders of the Lost Ark has an uncomplicated happy ending, and he said
Trump voters are disappointed in his current mishandling of the economy because he gave us such a nice recession last time
I’ve never related to Scott Jennings harder than just now on @CNN_NewsNight when he made a reference to Chance the gardener and nobody else at the table got it
Yesterday morning people were speculating as to whether Senator Eric Schmitt would be a good fit as JD Vance’s running mate. Then came his wipeout in the Jack Smith hearing and everyone was like, “Oh yeah, he’s definitely dumb enough.”
The president says if we just expect tech companies to self-police their A.I. it will all probably turn out fine. Also while we’re at it he thinks if we could just make the Constitution a self-policing thing that would be super convenient for him.
Look at Jack Smith’s list. There is one thing that is consistent: every name on it is a criminal.
Is it a crime to be a criminal?
I love 30 Rock the way I love one of those dioramas in a museum’s miniatures exhibit. I’ll often think back to the artistry of the detail work on that one little credenza but the work as a whole doesn’t colonize my soul like one of the great paintings in the gallery upstairs