I don’t want to spoil the mystery for everyone...but we should just cross out ‘Probably’ on my Tumbler. #PiperLou – at Fenwick Island, DE

Our oldest is taking a few college credits in London over the summer. Not sure this text from her is a good thing or just a very cool Disney family thing (& they’ve been to Europe before, just not London) Addi: “Dad, it’s legit, the Rose & Crown, the same as Epcot” ….😜😂

Today was a good day… & fortunately was gifted a seat in the Delta Sky suite. @DaveInOrlando I tried to pass along some of your airport “suggestions” to some of the staff. Unfortunately they had no clue about #DisTwitter or sadly, you

Pretty certain going to “O-town” while driving a golf cart in Fort Wilderness is highly frowned upon by Disney corporate …🤷‍♂️ @WDWdrunktrooper

Checked for my invite, then reminded myself St. Patrick's Day happens the same day, every year Have fun, my favorite peoples...@ellliphant @Jodicab22 @braddrinks @WDWBluLineRider @OuterRimJim, Skipper's Man Bun & the 4 others who are probably the best people in the world

Best people are best. IRL @ellliphant @shlov1 @DaveInOrlando , you have never met kinder, nicer people…while also including Dave

After our flight cancellation & then rebook, just to get home from our trip to Puerto Rico We left our car at JFK. So, I had to uber down. Why not spend some time, grab dinner & enjoy the TWA Hotel for a bit We eventually have to make time to stay here for a night

Another random event from our extended stay in Puerto Rico Inter Miami FC are staying in our hotel. So obviously, Messi is staying here as well LG’s bestie good this random video. I just want to go home

A last minute trip to Puerto Rico w/the family & we were scheduled to fly back to JFK on Monday. We are still here. An extra 4 nights sound amazing, except we are dealing with/4 teens. However, I just found this in our lobby. I think this may be needed shortly…😜

My apologies for being a dumb@ss & clicking on that "link" that you all probably know of by now If you received one of the DM's sent by my acct, again sorry But X-help finally came through & I have full access to my acct again Now I can continue to make fun of @daveinorlando

Just showed @VeuveMom this tweet. She basically gagged at the thought…

Breakfast for dinner is a late/easy fix & a home run for a Dad that “kinda cooks - without a grill involved” I have the 4 of them headed home, but not home yet. When they walk into the smell of the bacon. 😘 (& yes, the bacon is just getting started)

I’ve made fun of @VeuveMom for years, keeping our house phone & number Days like today, having the house phone is coming in pretty sweet right now…

Forgot to post last night. Ainsley somehow recorded the Rangers game winner in OT & also managed to catch a T-shirt from the launcher… #NYR

Enjoying parents weekend in Boulder… #SkoBuffs

Obviously we were going to go to Epcot at some point during a quick getaway weekend But then you realize you are at Epcot… on a Saturday… during Food & Wine… F it, lets have some fun I guess…🤷