You have to feel sorry for Ed Sheeran. He threw his friend of 13 years under a bus, lost the support acts on his Loop Tour, and publicly humiliated himself with a teleprompter in order to appease genocide supporters—and it looks like he’s been cancelled anyway. Just last week, Epstein associate Robert Kraft told Ed that if he doesn’t ditch Macklemore, he won’t be allowed to perform at any of his venues. Ed ditched Mack faster than he could say “all children deserve to live” and now his shows are being cancelled anyway. The official reason is “bad weather”. It’s unclear if Bob is still mad at Ed for letting Mack say “free Palestine” a couple of times, or whether a storm of public fury has led to mass ticket cancellations. All I know is that Ed is now experiencing the same self-pity as an IDF soldier who runs over civilians with a bulldozer. Despite his best efforts to please “both sides”, he’s so hated that people no longer feel bad joking about his looks or his ginger hair. His exes are even joking about how they cheated on him—and everyone is taking their side. Ed is single-handedly responsible for ending slut-shaming. Clearly people aren’t aware of what a bind he was in. In theory, he could’ve lost those venues and kept his fans—or he could’ve lost the venues and his fans. In reality, his promoters chose the option that was least likely to get him killed. At least he received a message of support from Pink after becoming the latest celeb to sacrifice his career for Israel, even if it wasn’t intentional. He thought he was sacrificing Macklemore’s career—and now Macklemore is doing a Free Palestine tour, having tripled his fan base and kept his dignity intact. I don’t know who this guy thinks he is. Thankfully, Netanyahu is taking decisive action to put a stop to this madness. He told the UN General Assembly that Macklemore is just two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon. Therefore those concerts in Europe are legitimate military targets. A confused Ed suggested that blowing up concerts might be “disproportionate”, but he doesn’t want to get involved in the politics and hopes the matter won’t affect his friendship with Zionist billionaires. Those billionaires are disappointed with Ed’s fence-sitting, but they’ve told him it’s not too late to save his music career. If he comes out in support of the Macklemore strikes, he’ll be allowed to do a show in Tel Aviv with Azealia Banks. I’ve no idea who she is either.