that one hedonistic friend

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Your unemployed mutual posting 17 instants per hour
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Something about drinking a caffeinated drink at uni makes me rllyyyy want to poo
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hemingway was alive in the 1900’s????
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Universities will expel students for plagiarism but non gang rape oh ok
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they genuinely
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she is very charming to me
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lots of narusasu content on my fyp πŸ‘€ might start narutoπŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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suffered more than jesus christ because he never had to use microsoft authenticator
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π’œ retweeted
so jealous of ppl with cute uni campus mine looks like a set for survival reality tv show
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Convinced my dad to pick up the 2 hour drive Facebook marketplace find
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Found a weird spot on my face this morning I genuinely don’t have time for potential melanoma rn
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Lowkey hope I die on my way to uni tmr
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I am so fucking envious
kinda tempted by this haunted ass apartment
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friend said that she loves in fics when kenjaku falls in love with gojo through getos memories and becomes obsessed, then my other friend replied with β€œthat’s just the summer hikaru died”
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they kill you when you have a lot of hair and live in florida
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i think about them all the time like y'all dont even know-
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every apartment in Miami looks the exact fuckinf same
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no one celebrates labor day weekend as hard as ur unemployed friend
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