ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
ah, yes, famously non-political franchise doctor who. the show all the way back in the 70s btw.
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
This is what Castlevania discourse sounds like to me right now except with LARP! Larp Larp Larpist LARP LARP SAHUR LARP Larpy CATTLE CATTLE GOY CATTLE MM SLOP goy slop! Slop yummy slop cattlevania for my larper goy cattle!
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
Hi everyone, how's it going? Honestly, I'm not doing well at all... Why, you ask...? Because the game our whole team had poured our hearts and souls into for about a year and a half was suddenly canceled...!! I mean, I lost my job overnight. Talk about a bolt from the blue...
So I decided to make an announcement now. To see if anyone might be interested in working with us or investing in our projects. And here's the announcement.
Actually, I started a company back in March of last year. It's a game studio specializing in video game design, direction, and narrative writing. (And... just between us, it's also a secret organization dedicated to protecting world peace.)
The name is... "CRASH KEYS"!!
crashkeys.com/
My original plan was to reveal CRASH KEYS when we announced our new game. That was supposed to happen next year... in 2027. But then came that whole "bolt from the blue" incident... So I ended up having to move things up and go public with it today instead.
With that in mind, I would like to humbly ask you all for a favor... Please give us some work!! At this rate, our company might literally CRASH into a million pieces. My team and I may be forced to survive on nothing but cicada shells collected from a run-down park. So please, help us!! You're our only hope!!
For work requests, investment proposals, words of encouragement, or invitations to Law of Attraction seminars, we would be very grateful if you could contact us using the "CONTACT" form on our official website: crashkeys.com/
Any support you could offer would mean the world to us. We sincerely look forward to hearing from you!
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
Hi everyone, how's it going? Honestly, I'm not doing well at all... Why, you ask...? Because the game our whole team had poured our hearts and souls into for about a year and a half was suddenly canceled...!! I mean, I lost my job overnight. Talk about a bolt from the blue...
So I decided to make an announcement now. To see if anyone might be interested in working with us or investing in our projects. And here's the announcement.
Actually, I started a company back in March of last year. It's a game studio specializing in video game design, direction, and narrative writing. (And... just between us, it's also a secret organization dedicated to protecting world peace.)
The name is... "CRASH KEYS"!!
crashkeys.com/
My original plan was to reveal CRASH KEYS when we announced our new game. That was supposed to happen next year... in 2027. But then came that whole "bolt from the blue" incident... So I ended up having to move things up and go public with it today instead.
With that in mind, I would like to humbly ask you all for a favor... Please give us some work!! At this rate, our company might literally CRASH into a million pieces. My team and I may be forced to survive on nothing but cicada shells collected from a run-down park. So please, help us!! You're our only hope!!
For work requests, investment proposals, words of encouragement, or invitations to Law of Attraction seminars, we would be very grateful if you could contact us using the "CONTACT" form on our official website: crashkeys.com/
Any support you could offer would mean the world to us. We sincerely look forward to hearing from you!
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
Cannot forget Alex Jones perfectly explaining the Star WarsRevenge of the Sith plotline
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
im so sick of being exposed to fandom discourse on this godforsaken platform because every single time i try to read & understand it it just sounds like this
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
This is such an incredible quote and I HATE that it came from a grifter lol
Ashley St. Clair: “I think the extremists are actually the centrists. I think the extremists are the ones who consistently come to compromises with evil. I think that’s extreme to make compromises with people who are destroying this country and pillaging the world. They’re the ones in the government who have caused so much harm with these compromises”
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
I'm more in the middle on this. They could live stream it but have superchats and emotes turned off.
There is no doubt Hassan deserves to die. His crimes were demonic and unforgivable—death by firing squad is borderline too merciful. But broadcasting his execution is beneath the dignity & decency of our nation.
Americans will use violence if and when justified, but we do not rejoice in it. Kill him swiftly & silently.
Streaming his execution is not just a stain on our morality—it also gives the terrorists free propaganda that they will use to radicalize & recruit more terrorists like Hassan.
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
We will never see this level up in graphical advancement again. The ps1 - ps2 was insane for games.
Literally 3 years apart.
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
A lot of very toxic people remain in leftist spaces by exploiting the empathy of good people. They couch their manipulation in buzzwords and cynical weaponization of identity. Good people then come to their defense and help them do untold damage to powerful coalitions.
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
Thanks to cricketgate, I looked it up and Planned Parenthood is refusing to endorse Mary Peltola against an incumbent senator who wants to ban abortion.
I won’t use any colorful language to describe the decision-making here but it’s not good.
ProfessorPenisMD retweeted
Honestly she sounds a little rough around the edges, like you would be if you were a woman who grew up working on a fishing boat in Alaska.
Signed, a woman who grew up working on a fishing boat in Alaska
P.s. If she were a man that would be “authentic”. nytimes.com/2026/09/23/us/po…
