Engineers do it with precision.

You might be an engineer if you window shop at Radio Shack.

You might be an engineer if you destroy things just to see how they work.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, cuz I want to go all the way with you.

@Helenaa_Hudsonn all hail the booty. 🙌

At least there are no labs this week, right?

Took a shot of liquor to wake up this morning. #DontJudgeMe #LifeOfAnEngineer

Engineers aren't boring people, we just get excited over boring things.

Female engineers have thought about re-engineering a bra. #HandyKnowledge

Q: What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer? A: One builds bombs, the other builds targets.

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

If Ruby is not and Perl is the answer, you don’t understand the question.

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.