Who am I kidding. I'd be Chanel number 5. #engineeringproblems

Dear twitter, I'm back! #engineeringproblems

For all you nerds out there, it's ultimate Pi day on Saturday. Just before 10am on Saturday it'll be 3.14.15.9.26.54 #themoreyouknow

Ultimate. Pi. Day. Saturday. #PiDay2015 #engineeringproblems

Alabama accelerates at 16.92 ft/s^2 on average in their song 'I'm in a Hurry' #engineerproblems

Slips, trips, and falls. #engineeringproblems

Awkward mixups... Totally an engineering problem. @th3flowerchild @coool_sTORi @ap_weezy @michellllery

Guess I'll just keep tweeting and responding to myself till someone else does. Someone has to talk to me... Even if it's me #engineerprobs

The viscosity of a gas increases as temperature increases. Now you know. #counterintuitive #engineeringproblems

When you hear the word 'nipple' and boobs aren't the first thing that come to mind... #engineeringproblems

Does a 9 to 5 work day actually exist? #7to5 #engineeringproblems

So much PPE, so much PPE #engineeringproblems

Those girls in the club aren't ratchet. They are free to move in any direction #engineeringproblems

When did using the work 'ratchet' in a slang sense become so popular? Move aside rappers, engineers termed ratchet first!! #engineerproblems

“@engineerproblem: "Yeah I'm fluent in Greek.......letters" #engineeringproblems”

It still hurts to set a 5 am alarm. Even though I do it everyday #engineeringproblems

Rihanna accelerated at 25.14 ft/s^2 when she went "0 to 60 in 3.5" #engineerproblems #funfact #shutupanddrive

Gotta be in bed by 9 to get 8 hours of sleep #engineeringproblems