:D

live laugh love

entp for the love of god i told you it’s pronounced gif not gif

keep liking my posts and we ARE going to end up like this

hashtag love wins

i do not control the speed in which lobsters die but I CAN help you avoid experiencing that

absolutely outstanding

enfj facts 19: bop it

*closes my eyes* *opens my eyes* something is not right

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good ((time))

*crouches and touches the dirt* something bad has happened here...

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*hold a frog in my hand* sir demetrius the xiv my beloved

today i am making myself presentable yet again in this meeting

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college level reading. age 9. the weight of the entire world is in my shoulders

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taxes killed my grandma okay

i’m done being nice *closes then opens my eyes, revealing that my eyes have in fact, been replaced with the red sharingans*

hold on are you saying that whispering sweet nothings to your best friend and laughing at his jokes are not things friends do

i either wanted to spend the rest of my life in a small cottage away from human civilization or become an overlord that rules with hands as strong as steel and heart as kind as the flowers in the meadows