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Joined October 2014
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Don’t forget he had Nick Mullens throwing for 400 fucking yards but because Kyler Murray can’t count to 3 or move his head left to right, KOC has to get fired. Hate to see it
I like how J.J. McCarthy and Kyler Murray are proof that KOC can’t coach, and OVERCOACHES, but the fact that Kirk and Sam Darnold both thrived in his system says nothing. The same guy who helped script plays for the Rams and was a huge part of their Super Bowl run just forgot how to do football because of Kyler Murray I guess.
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Packers fans coming for Matt LaFluer’s job after dropping 7 of the last 8 games
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Leaving work early for a headache
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Cowboys TE Brevyn Spann-Ford reached agreement today on a three-year contract extension with Dallas, per his agent @MikeMcCartney7.
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Four weeks from today every NFL team will have reported to training camp.
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So… we’re expected to believe that in California, out of three candidates, the third place candidate, who conceded her campaign because she was mathematically eliminated from the run-off, suddenly received tens of thousands of votes from mail-in votes which all came in *after* Election Day, while the other two candidates received no late mail-in votes, and the second place candidate (who was surging as a Republican candidate in the bluest state in the country) is now in third place and mathematically eliminated from the run-off. … and we’re supposed to trust that this is an honest and true election. If you’re not angry about this, you need to be.
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Michael Empting retweeted
My father was a Special Forces operator with two tours in Vietnam and 20 years of service. To all those like my father, we all say thank you for your sacrifices. Without them we wouldn’t have the greatest country on Earth.
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“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.” Matthew 5:10
BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he spoke out against the NBA for promoting 'Pride Month' and unrighteousness, according to ESPN. Ivey recently announced that he was alive in Christ. "They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.'" "They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness." He said nothing wrong.
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“I’m saying you don’t give him (Sam Darnold) $40M. You don’t give him $40M. You go with JJ McCarthy, because how much of a difference will it be.” @stephenasmith last January
This morning, @stephenasmith undressed the Vikings and put KOC on the hot seat for choosing McCarthy over Darnold last offseason, accusing MN of throwing away their 2025 season and "jeopardizing the career of Justin Jefferson" in the process... 👀 "Two bad games... and you threw [Sam Darnold] to the wolves... That's why their GM is gone, that's why Kevin O'Connell no longer should be called the QB whisperer, that's why he's lucky to have his job... Bottom line is, the Vikings threw away a football season and jeopardized the career of Justin Jefferson by [choosing McCarthy over Darnold]." PRESSURE MOUNTING IN EAGAN... | 🎥: @FirstTake
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Love skydiving
Sydney Sweeney opens up about what she looks for in a partner. “Athletic and outgoing and funny. I’m a sporty girl, so someone needs to be able to climb a mountain with me, go skydiving with me. And someone who loves their family. I love myself a man…”
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One final push for the guys Repost to #ProBowlVote @WillReichard @andrewdepaola @rjwright14_
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Vikings fans, we need your help! Retweet to vote to help send your favorite @Vikings specialists to the Pro Bowl! #ProBowlVote Will Reichard @andrewdepaola @rjwright14_ @Myles_price3 Tavierre Thomas Comments with #ProBowlVote and player name also count
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It’s all about Jesus.
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Charlie was the best of us.
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Lebron tried, Luka cried, Shannon lied, Wolves in 🖐️🐺
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Thank you for some of the most entertaining and stupid football I have ever watched
The #Jaguars have agreed to terms with QB Nick Mullens on a two-year, $6.5 million deal with $3 million guaranteed, source says. The new backup to Trevor Lawrence, Mullens goes from Minnesota to Jacksonville along with new Jags assistant Grant Udinski.
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Better Vision. Better Calls. Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.
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Me sitting around waiting for Monday January 13th 2025 at 7pm CST:
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