@emplpy

he/him 🪷 pro/darkship 🪷 i don’t bite i swear cr: mdzs book 3 + erha book ?? see also: @emplpy2

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Joined June 2025
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making a thread of svsss related threads/mini threads even though i only have like three rn
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just realized a lot of u guys don’t know i have a kid 😭😭
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pussy
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? my brother is on the same bus as me ? i hope it crashes
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daily poll: would pre-transmigration xiang fei smoke?
50%yes 100%
42%no (can't afford it)
8%no (ooc)
38 votes • 15 hours
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pink kaz 🪷 tianlang-jun’s #1 husband retweeted
Atlas 💫 | CF23 S-46@lasbiarez23h
Whatever, I have free will. Jun Wu and Tianlang-jun bullshit #svsss #tgcf
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who the fuck sent me a gimmick with my old tiktok username. can we not actually
pink kaz 🪷 tianlang-jun’s #1 husband@emplpyOct 19
oomf has brought to my attention that i am in fact the only guy named that on there and i have exposed myself so i gotta change my name now 😭😭
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also jokes on you that username has been changed for a long while + i made both my tiktok and insta private so you will not be seeing that shit anymore :D anyway if an oomf wants to be let in on either platform u can dm me and i’ll probably be chill with it
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oomf has brought to my attention that i am in fact the only guy named that on there and i have exposed myself so i gotta change my name now 😭😭
pink kaz 🪷 tianlang-jun’s #1 husband@emplpyOct 19
NOT HAVING SEPARATE FANDOM AND IRL ACCOUNTS FOR INSTAGRAM IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME OMG TELL ME WHY THIS GUY IS INTRODUCING ME TO HIS FRIEND AND THE WHOLE TIME MY DN IS “I <3 SHEN YUAN”
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NOT HAVING SEPARATE FANDOM AND IRL ACCOUNTS FOR INSTAGRAM IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME OMG TELL ME WHY THIS GUY IS INTRODUCING ME TO HIS FRIEND AND THE WHOLE TIME MY DN IS “I <3 SHEN YUAN”
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going to egregious lengths to maybe go on a gay date knowing damn well i don’t want or need a relationship rn #fuckitweball
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i was wrong.
pink kaz 🪷 tianlang-jun’s #1 husband@emplpyOct 16
ok so you guys know how going on hrt can make you more attracted to men? i think it made me asexual instead 😭😭👀
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why did someone w proship dni follow me HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS CAN I MAKE IT ITS ALREADY IN MY BIO
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there is a man fully laying on top of me rn
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daily poll: could shen yuan do a cartwheel?
32%yes
68%no
47 votes • Final results
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sentient cannibalistic plant bingge x plant expert shen yuan xitter.cf/emplpy/status/21116511…
pink kaz 🪷 tianlang-jun’s #1 husband@emplpyOct 18
watched little shop of horrors for the first time now i’m thinking of an au where sy transmigrates into pidw as an npc and decides to compile his extensive knowledge of demonic plants into a series of books and quickly becomes a well-regarded plant expert among cultivators. when
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actually, for whatever reason, he feels a little betrayed, which is ridiculous. bingge is brought back to his palace, the curse is undone (probably with a wife, shen yuan thinks bitterly, and then reprimands himself not to care), and all is resolved. shen yuan will never see
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bingge again, which is good. which is ideal. he wants a peaceful life, and bingge has no need to continue speaking with some random man. except. except, a few days later, a familiar plant turns up again in shen yuan’s home, with no indication of how it arrived. it is well-fed
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enough to speak, in its ever-smooth, ever charming voice. “the curse came back,” bingge claims. shen yuan stares. it is, quite possibly, the most blatant lie he’s heard in five years that wasn’t from his own mouth, and yet— “i need to buy a bigger pot,” shen yuan says.
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hearing shen yuan talk about his emperor for more than a minute quickly reveals insulting him is the least of his intentions. lack of autonomy aside, bingge relishes in being a plant, in being cherished and coddled, in shen yuan’s obsession with him. he is even more content once
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eventually, someone tracks bingge down and identifies him based off his (much weakened, but still identifiable) spiritual energy. shen yuan, who never met his emperor pre-transformation and had no frame of reference to recognize his spiritual energy from, is more than surprised.
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abated one bit. bingge finds himself avoiding sharing his true circumstances, for some reason—he knows what his reputation is, and how it would quickly smother their current rapport, and he is startling opposed to that change. he chooses not to examine that feeling any further.
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nobody would miss at all that one lecher in his town who was always jeering at the young women. after he had been fed more properly and regained his strength further, bingge found his days almost entirely filled with exchanging conversation with shen yuan, whose curiosity had not
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