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Joined January 2014
I truly believe that if you are a billionaire you are also, by definition, a bad person.
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stop selling me things!! I don’t need anymore things !! jc help a lady out and quit it
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I’m depressed, but to the tune of “im a flirt”
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a new social benchmark for me - if you have a visceral, shitty take on the way Lizzo lives her life, gtfo.
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Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev “Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?” and they’ll say “sure, that’s easy” and then you’ll ask “can the player wear a scarf?” and they’ll go “oof”
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Emily Kowal retweeted
idk how to explain it but twitter feels like season 4 of community rn
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I truly believe that if you are a billionaire you are also, by definition, a bad person.
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this is one of my least favorite quiet sexisms to the point where I’ll just live w broken things until I cant anymore
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imagine deciding which engineers to keep around based on lines of code and choosing to keep the ones who wrote the MOST
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just said “scuse me” while passing someone in the store and he said “no” and honestly? I weirdly respect it.
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please make me stop biting my nails please
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the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this
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the more I want to rot away the more I want to rot away the more I want to rot away the more I want to rot away the more I want to
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this has been stuck in my head on loop for no good reason for the past hour so I’m giving it to Twitter to deal with
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Supreme Court votes 6-3 to deploy the dev branch directly to prod
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is an audience necessary for art to exist?
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if a tree falls in the woods yadayada
Supreme Court my ass
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I’ve never been more gaslit by a sunny day.
bo burnham consistently makes me want to quit my job