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Que pena los otros idiomas que no tienen palabras como merequetengue.
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now my life is sweet like cinnamon
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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Ur sick to my stomach fam
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The Shape of Water (2017) – at San Diego, CA
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necesito un tiny desk de la arrolladora
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Yo soy la sangre del indio, soy latino, soy mestizo somos de todos colores y de todos los oficios. Y aunque le duela al vecino, somos más americanos que todititos los gringos
"Somos más americanos que todititos los gringos" Los Tigres del Norte, nunca decepcionan 🇲🇽
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I love those videos of kids when the teacher asks them what their dads do for work. one kid was like “my dad presses buttons.” & the teacher asks what kind & he goes “the ones he wants to press.” then it cuts to his dad & he’s like “I’m a sniper for a private security firm.” 😭
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They’re gonna repo Freddie Freeman’s veneers
When the Mark Walter fines come through and the Dodgers can’t pay their ten billion dollars in deferred contracts and go bankrupt and are forced to dissolve >>>>
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I’m at that age where everything has to go in my calendar or I’m going to forget.
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hate to agree with a man, but he’s absolutely right. it’s also hella demeaning to women and girls who love sports. i’m sick of these ads.
Dodgers player Alex Call is calling out MLB and broadcasters over the ads during postseason games. "Can we please get the soft porn ads off playoff broadcasts? My son wants to watch baseball with Dada, but how do I justify that when a half-naked woman could come on screen anytime?? This is America’s Pastime. Parents shouldn’t have to worry about this."
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Brewers vs rays/guardians World Series is gonna be aired on gas station tv
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me when i accidentally open a message i was ignoring
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Imagina ser thalia y ver estas fotos, el mayor facecard del mundo
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ANANYAN
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.
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