@thedumbzone #488. #THF @cirquedusirois. @dallaswings #pazzi @mavericks. The Dallas Cowboys do not bring me joy.

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Cowboys: 2-4 Eagles: 1-4-1 Washington: 1-5 Giants: 1-5 The NFC East has a collective record of 5-18-1 through Week 6 😬
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I have to protect my peace and stop watching Dallas. I’m choosing me.
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I tell ya what, That boy Paxton ain’t right.
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Nobody does air conditioning like Dallas
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Lmaooooooo
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy
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I showed up to the Governor’s Mansion this morning, ready to debate. Greg Abbott was a no-show. If Greg Abbott isn’t man enough to face me and defend his record, he doesn’t deserve to be governor of Texas.
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White House press secretary Katie Zacharia took the California bar exam but didn't pass it. — WSJ
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Ready to run through a wall lmao
NBC News’ election theme for 2026:
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The bigger story is that the richest man in the world helped the Paxton campaign spread a completely made up story about his opponent and no one will face any consequences
Texas Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico's viral hospital rumor has been debunked by time-stamped security footage reviewed by The New York Times — but the bigger story may be why his campaign sat on the evidence while the conspiracy theory exploded across social media for days. Talarico disappeared from the campaign trail for nine days in early October, fueling rampant speculation that he had secretly traveled to an Ohio behavioral health center. His campaign maintained he was home with the flu, and security camera images from his Austin home now back that up. But GOP strategists and journalists are torching the campaign's response as "mind-numbing malpractice" for not releasing the footage sooner. With Election Day just weeks away in one of the biggest Senate races in the country, the question has shifted from where Talarico was to why his team let the narrative spiral unchecked when they had the receipts the entire time. Full story here foxnews.com/politics/new-evi…
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JAMES TALARICO LFGGGG
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LOOK HOW SHE FUCKING ATE THAT OMG
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A job well done with so much left to come 👑
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“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” is the exact same cadence as the opening line from a text I’d get from a congressional candidate asking me for money
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Please meet the new White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia
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Taxpayers: “Hey, I can barely make ends meet. Think I can get some tax relief?” Government: “Best we can do is give your tax dollars to the Dallas Stars.”
Plano school district agrees to contribute up to $250 million toward new Dallas Stars arena
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A party with multiple fugitives and Ken Paxton is still the sketchiest guy in the room.
Replying to @efindell
In Dubai, Paxton and his girlfriend watched fireworks at a party with two fugitives who had failed to return to the U.S. to face federal healthcare fraud charges. One of them, Anosh Ahmed, had donated $190,000 to Paxton. wsj.com/politics/policy/ken-… w/ @MarkMaremont @jdawsey1
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“Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger” might be the most unintentionally funny sentence in the history of mankind.
😳 Kelly Clarkson Bird Feud: Art of Play co-owner says employees are getting threats. "Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger."
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Soooo classic
Dallas Cowboys' defensive coordinator Christian Parker is moving from the field to the booth. Jerry Jones says it's part of searching for "what we can do differently that would give us better results." -> wfaa.smart.link/9wbz3inid?pa…
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