Future nurse, Mama, music lover, comic book nerd, crafty witch.
Pittsburgh PA
Joined October 2011
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hi I have a question about nursing school and my question is what the fuck
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Taco Bell is the only fast food place I roll up to with no ordering game plan. I just let the menu speak to me. The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument of a supreme design.
Thanks Xenturion Prime for spending 1,145 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Moving On. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/1Q03…
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My 7 year old was adamant that kids have a 2nd stomach for dessert and as an ophthalmologist, I suspected she was wrong but couldn’t be sure, so we consulted Netter’s atlas of human anatomy and sure enough, my 7 year old is full of shit.
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We need to replace the phrase “it’s not rocket science” with “it’s not renal physiology”
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This comic is making the rounds again. It might be my favorite that I've made.
ALT A four-panel comic titled Instinct Is Weird. In panel 1, we see a yellow songbird leaning over a nest, saying "I made this for some reason." In panel 2, she leans over the nest, which now has 5 eggs, and says "these are my smooth round children". In panel 3, one egg has hatched into a peeping chick and she looks alarmed and says "oh no now it's loud". In panel 4, all five chicks have hatched and are yelling, and she looks panicked and says "help"
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“What music should we use for the classy background, boss?”
“Anything is fine, it’s not like people are going to look closely”
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🫀Left atrial ‘pinball’ thrombus!
Video by @MujeebZubair
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Biden woke up and started signing legislation like he'd been up all night with the ghosts of Elections Past, Elections Present, and Elections Yet to Come
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By age 30 you should have learned and forgotten the Krebs cycle at least 3 times
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getting drunk and renaming musical instruments based on their vibes (thread)
1. Doot Tube
