your chronically online friend | she/her

Joined July 2012
Every time I wear a beanie I can’t help but think I look like Michael from Elf
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chilling text I just had to send
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I'm gonna be thinking about this specific part for weeks. amber tore this 😭 #DWTS
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Every three months I get The Cold Brew That Ruins My Day (too strong) from a nearby coffee shop with very good breakfast sandwiches. While getting a sandwich, I think, “Today I’ll get the cold brew, and it won’t ruin my day.” But, of course, it’s The Cold Brew That Ruins My Day
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Theres no need for any more lesbian breakup songs..MUNA hit the nail on the head in 2017 with “Around U” & then made the nail flush with the wall in 2022 with “Home By Now” & then used the flip side of the hammer to pull the nail out & hang a picture on it in 2026 with “So What”
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God forbid I have a hobby
there are people who play the LinkedIn games every day and they just live among us. very scary
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oh…oh my GOD?
The teaser trailer ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING,’ a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Thirty-four days before she’s sent to prison, Elizabeth Holmes invites a skeptical film crew to document her every move. In theaters this October.
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When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT TO DO
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this is just like what happened to my good friend deborah vance
CBS blocked Stephen Colbert’s public access show yesterday. Paramount claiming ownership of a Public Access show in Michigan is wild work.
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I love cirie fields
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god I’m gonna be down bad for her forever huh
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#survivor micronesia
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ohhhh 2011 me running American idol stan twitter like the navy would be in shambles rn
Unverified accounts on Twitter (X) now have a daily limit of 50 posts, 200 replies, and 500 messages.
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bostonians that attend concerts i need you all to stop passing out at concerts especially during the opener this is getting ridiculous
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arizona robbins giving the “im a good man in a storm” speech 🥹 happy lesbian visibility day!
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Are you an only child? (Derogatory)
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this is my version of an egot
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“It’s the Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol” #Survivor50
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