1980s throwback, currently to be found trying to take over the retail world, one handbag at a time...

home surrey, heart chester.
Joined September 2009
I got a new job! I’m nearly 51 and didn’t think anyone would hire me but I have a new career, much better pay and soooo much more self worth. No one will see this as I have about 5 followers, but yay me!!
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It’s ok to admit this time of year can be a bit shit, to feel pressure, to wish things were different with your family, that it can be lonely if single or overwhelming if not, to not feel joy despite it feeling like you must, fuck toxic positivity. If you don’t feel ok that’s ok.
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On my way to @AuschwitzMuseum. I’ve waited 31 years to pay my respects here.
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There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.
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Where has this hideous barrage of right wing Boris love on my timeline come from? Other than a couple of people I actually know with hideously right wing views, I don’t follow anyone who can bear the man, not even for the obvious lols…
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Petition: Call an immediate general election to end the chaos of the current government petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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After 13 years on Twitter I’ve just cracked 200 followers! Let’s see if I can make it to 201 by the end of #FollowBackFriday…..
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I don’t give a shit how much Martin Lewis is worth or if Jack Monroe’s accounts don’t add up or how much Mick Lynch earns. They’re not the enemy. They’re stood up, using their real names, taking flak daily and still shouting about injustice. Attack the real enemy.
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Possibly the best video I have ever seen, ever… whoever made this did an amazing job. #johnson #NadineDorries #BorisJohnson
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Oh my, this is too perfect
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My timeline is 50% #JohnsonOut 50% #LoveIsland I like to think I have a finely balanced set of interests..
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Matt Hancock ironing a fresh polo neck getting ready for the mother of all comebacks
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“Tinpot Pinko”…. a cracking example of the quality journalism that Mick Lynch swatted off with such ease yesterday. express.co.uk/comment/expres…
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Would love to see Johnson with his "Oxford debating skills" have a debate with Mick Lynch.
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Arron Banks losing today completes the set: The three losers.
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Just devoured Did Ye Hear Mammy Died by @shockproofbeats in an day - laughed out loud, cried like a baby and generally loved every word in it. A beautifully hilarious thank you letter to an amazing dad. Gorgeous.
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Who is this lunatic Rachael Maclean on @Channel4News?? A blue scrunchie, yellow nail polish and defending @BorisJohnson in the most deluded way possible #BorisOut