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I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful.

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Joined October 2009
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay22 Oct 2024
“X” does not exist
“Happy X Anniversary! You joined 15 years ago today!”

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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay12 Feb 2013
If you join Twitter, you too can be the jerk standing in front of me at a concert
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay8 May 2013
It's a good night out there on Twitter. "Hey, list of retweeted lists. How's it going, pithy one-line comedians. What's up, character limit"
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay27 Jul 2013
"If Twitter didn't exist, we'd need to invent it." --Voltaire
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay21 Nov 2013
Twitter's "you might also want to follow..." suggestions are on a real hot streak tonight!! – at Capital, British Columbia
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay26 Nov 2013
Just saw an ad for "Delivery Man" with pull quotes from Twitter, including "Brand Advocate" @waystosave – at Capital, British Columbia
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay3 Mar 2014
How do we know Ellen's group selfie wasn't an Ocean's-Eleven-style diversionary ploy to knock out Twitter for five minutes
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay26 Apr 2014
I got added to this Twitter list the other day. Badge of honor
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay22 May 2014
Downloaded my Twitter archive and it confirms everything we already knew
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay6 Mar 2017
I bet twitter is a lot more fucking pleasant in the Jeb! timeline
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay16 Jun 2017
thanks to the twitter redesign team for cropping my pic as a reminder the walls are constantly closing in
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay30 Mar 2018
Twitter
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay24 Jun 2020
thank you, twitter
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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay11 Feb 2023
love that all the ads I get on twitter now are like this
Joey from Friends trying to bring his SaaS to market while handling the localization of sales taxes, VAT and GST

ALT Joey from Friends trying to bring his SaaS to market while handling the localization of sales taxes, VAT and GST

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real Bob Wiley@emgeejay13 Jun 2023
he was talking about twitter
Jason P. Woodbury (@jasonpwoodbury) profile pictureJason P. Woodbury@jasonpwoodbury13 Jun 2023
“Nobody wants to be here and nobody wants to leave.” RIP Cormac McCarthy
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Joe Biden is the oldest living president
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new favorite graph
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Jesse Hawken@jessehawken27 Dec 2024
In the lobby of the Yonge & Dundas Cineplex in Toronto it is still the year 1996
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*getting a little too angry* that’s not what it’s for
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Matt Danner@MattyDanner22 Dec 2024
We’re doomed
Grover (@Grover) profile pictureGrover@Grover22 Dec 2024
Do not worry friends! I am on the job to make sure your holiday packages get to you in time.
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