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@emdday
Joined May 2009
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Elmo
@elmo1 May 2024
Everybody say hello to May flowers! 🌻🌺🪻🌹🌼🪷🌷💐🌸
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bitches be like “I’m a real tough kid and I can handle my shit” and then cry to the prophecy when they get home
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growing increasingly concerned over how bad TTPD is going to hurt my silly little feelings
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i don't have daddy issues it's my dad who has issues
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@elmo3 Apr 2024
If anybody needs Elmo, Elmo will be right here coloring! 🖍️👍
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I saw a woman say "Ask a man to describe the qualities of a good woman and watch him describe a slave" And damn.
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it’s not misogynistic to point out that lily gladstone gave a better performance than emma and that the academy heavily marketed this ceremony around the fact that she could potentially make history only to give it to a white woman btw
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Happy Birthday Scoooootssyyyyyy! Miss ya buddy
Scott Marshall (@EhScootsy) profile pictureScott Marshall@EhScootsy17 Feb 2024
30🎂 Feels good to be old
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“a man is allowed to react. a woman can only overreact.” — Taylor Swift
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Now I have finally met my "mother", thanks to the @goldenglobes.
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i was born to giggle with my homegirls
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This holiday season I’d like to give a special shoutout to all the significant others riding in a cart watching their guys shoot 92 while pretending to care about that par they made on 13. U are the real MVPs and deserve the best gifts
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merry christmas eve
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visiting my bf's family for the first time. had spicy indian food for lunch. hours later I tell my bf I have to use the bathroom. he texts me don't clog toilet. I say haha don't worry. long story short toilet is clogged. should i kill myself?
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I can handle a lot of things about getting older…like grey hair and a sore back…but I am far too fragile to be made fun of by gen z.
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y do u lie?
Ticketmaster (@Ticketmaster) profile pictureTicketmaster
@Ticketmaster8 Dec 2023
We support the Fans First Act and have long advocated for all-in pricing, a ban of fake tickets, and other protections that make ticketing better for both fans and artists. Thanks to everyone who continues to push for these improvements.
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Elmo
@elmo4 Dec 2023
Call it what you want, but Elmo thinks that coat is so gorgeous, Ms. @taylorswift13! 🫶
The Eras Tour (@tswifterastour) profile pictureThe Eras Tour
@tswifterastour4 Dec 2023
🚨| Taylor Swift stuns at today’s Chiefs vs Packers game!
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