@emdaze

Techie, animator, teacher, photographer, bird lover, game designer and I’m an author now! 😁

 Nigeria
whenihavetheinternet.com
Joined June 2010
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At this point, the Premier League table should have another column titled Points Stolen, or maybe just PGMOL Dues
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If, on the final day of the season, Man City and Man Utd are battling each other to avoid relegation, they should put their games on pay per view. Cos I’d happily pay to watch that.
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Dear Football, Please let all your madness out today so that tomorrow will be chill for us all. Thank you. Sincerely, Arsenal fans.
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Man City doing their best to kill me with laughter.
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Oh @ZenithBank, just when I thought I could still live with you. Oh well, it’s been fun. Toodles.
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Roughly a week without a flicker of electricity and the streets are still empty. No protest, no unrest, nothing. Fellow Nigerians, it is still well, abi? You’re waiting for me to bring my solar panels to the roundabout before you make your voices heard? Wait there, I’m coming.
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Twitter (sorry, I mean X) thinking that T-Pain trending is about the musician confirms that: 1. Social media controls can be bypassed easily. This could be a problem for fact checkers. 2. Nigeria does have a primary culture and our sense of humour may have a lot to do with it.
Twitter trending list which shows “T-pain” trending under music while Nigerians know it as a nickname for their current president. The “T” relates to his last name, Tinubu, while the “pain” refers to the economic impact of his presidency so far.

ALT Twitter trending list which shows “T-pain” trending under music while Nigerians know it as a nickname for their current president. The “T” relates to his last name, Tinubu, while the “pain” refers to the economic impact of his presidency so far.

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#ARSPSG 1/2 At first I thought Haaland was disrespectful but, after Arteta’s comments about Enrique, then watching the game, I finally understood.
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2/2 Mikel’s message is to respect each other: win, lose or draw, we respect our opponents and love our team. Old soldiers respect each other too. As someone said, sport is war, without the killing.
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If you want to discover novel ways to break your tech product, I’m your man. I’m a crash test driver of anything that plugs into a wall or takes a battery. My boss once banned me from touching any computer, I’m that good. If you can make it, I can break it. Or your money back.
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Ok, new policy: anytime I miss someone who’s passed away, I’m calling someone who’s here today.
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Turns out what I’m really addicted to is music.
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At this point, it may be worth developing an app to help Nigerians find petrol, complete with current prices and quality reviews.
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That was sexual assault by Mosquera, trying to stick his hand up Jesus’ ass. Bloody hell! #ARSWOL
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I was thinking about the #EndBadGovernanceProtest due to start tomorrow. Here are a couple of my thoughts and, as a bonus, 2 security tips to do regularly. whenihavetheinternet.com/202…
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Who is this Ruth that I can achieve more by having less of her?
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To be fair, they never advertised it as a Muslim Muslim ticket, they told us plainly that religion ain’t got nothing to do with it.
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I’m still waiting for a book or news article that mentions a low- or medium-powered rifle.
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This is such a Dad joke but here it goes: Did you hear the one about the comedian who had both arms amputated at the shoulder after an accident? Now he doesn’t have a humerus bone in his body.
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Wouldn’t be a north London derby if Tottenham didn’t get a penalty. #TOTARS
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