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digital strategist for those you know and love│“i don’t like your new twitter bio. you’re a talented fucking person doing good stuff”
bay ridge our nation’s capital
Joined August 2012
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Tis the season! 🎃
This weekend, a lot of haunted houses open for the season, so I have prepared my list. It has shrunk a little from previous years because some have closed, but as usual, I am sharing in case you’d also like to have spooky time. Enjoy!
bit.ly/EmbooHaunts2026
at this point i do believe taylor will open a we-do-things-a-little-differently-around-here burger joint in cleveland
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i'm looking for the writer of this song she's been missing for 2 years and is not responding open.spotify.com/track/7MbT4…
You guys need to immediately go see Garry Starr: Classic Penguins. I laughed so hard I cried AND I got to see a lot of peen.
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Guys I’ve been yelled at by members of Congress who I don’t even work for
My haunted house tips:
1. The uglier the website, the better the haunted house.
2. Reviews aren't reliable. Everwhere is the “#1
Haunted House in America".
3. Haunted houses have the best hot chocolate.
native new yorker boyfriend just made the mistake of telling me he’s never tried little caesar’s so now im waiting in line to ruin his night
There is no one in my life more important to me than the lemon blueberry cookie from Aunt Butchie’s.
I’m coming to you from the future
If Dee and Devens both somehow get out of this again then they are true Big Brother legends. #BB28
There comes a time in every relationship when you have to inform your boyfriend that you will leave him for Boston Rob if the opportunity ever presents itself.
I’m not sure how to explain this but I don’t understand how people make big sandwiches. How do you know what goes in there
I’m coming out as an Audrey Hobert truther. I’m ready to run stan accounts with angsty preteens. What do we call ourselves? I am prepared to serve in the Audrey Army or HOberts.
