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Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips
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When the alcoholic you're hanging with is morose it's like. Ugh. I wish I was hanging out with a jovial alcoholic
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i only want a bf when i need to tell someone some stupid shit like I just ate way too much teriyaki chicken if U even care
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There is a sticky biological reality where girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
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(inside the torture sphere) wth this sucks. i hate the torture sphere
(outside the torture sphere) ok now that i think about it, the torture sphere has a sort of “je ne sais quoi”
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Dinner with my parents and my Dad just says “Oh well, what are you gonna do” About seemingly Nothing after a Long Silence
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Who is the real subject of most love poems? Not the beloved. It is that hole.
Anne Carson, Eros the Bittersweet



































