when I wrote "don't ever change" in peoples' yearbooks, what I really should have written was "please don't ask me to join your pyramid scheme in 10 years"

damn I love inbox zero

hey @majinjohnny can you help me remember who played with Metric at that Jingle Bell Rock show at prairie land park in like 2009?

New level of punisher unlocked in NYC: trying to buy the artist’s personal belongings and not just the merch 🙃

My relationship with twitter has improved tenfold since I started following this account to see videos of Fritz 🥲

My life is moving at an alarming pace #MyTwitterAnniversary

Happy Halloween from me to you 🔥

“hairless ape”? What an unachievable beauty standard!

Overheard in the stairwell at the rider game: “smells like moisture and regret”

putzn szn – at Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

.@600CJWW I’d like to boot value village because they call it a non-profit but they no longer have change rooms or returns, making it so you can only exchange items and therefore, they just keep your money and you don’t even know if your clothes are going to fit. An outrage! – at Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

This is a serious question for #yxe - do you know anyone out there who does line dancing lessons? Or someone who is just really good at line dancing and might be available for hire for a low-key group lesson?? 🤠 – at Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

my favorite part about ness creek this year was when a man in the forest stumbled as he walked by me and accidentally said “happy bus” instead of “happy ness” – at Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

if y’all weren’t at the aqua concert tonight, you really messed up – at Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

so lovely to see @annahav + @juliejeremiah at the free stage tonight on a beaut saskatoon evening