@elunt

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 Barrington, IL
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Joined July 2008
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Here we go again… xitter.cf/0xgaut/status/16037924…
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The Muzak version of “Fairytale of New York” is my favorite holiday Muzak
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Yep, that tracks.
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no words, RIP Angelo Badalamenti one of the greatest. please watch this. xitter.cf/DuganAmanda/status/156…
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I made a Thanksgiving leftover skillet but made too much and have leftovers and basically I’m in a Christopher Nolan situation
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(Yes, that’s my brother in the Onion stock photo and yes, he sent this out right after the Brazil goal) theonion.com/man-watching-wo…

Man Watching World Cup Thought He Would’ve Seen More Bicycle Kicks By Now

SKOKIE, IL—Confused and disappointed by what he has seen thus far of the 2014 World Cup, local 27-year-old Jared Bowman told reporters Monday that he had expected far more bicycle kicks by this point...

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Still my first thought when I hear Ronaldo is playing today…
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RSS: "Heh."
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Bigfoot got back!
no context memes
@nocontextmemes15 Nov 2022
Can’t wait!
Janice Min@janicemin13 Nov 2022
Michael Lewis' next book is about Sam Bankman-Fried. Email from CAA confirms he has been embedded with him for last 6 months; note below was first sent to potential buyers for filmed rights. Scoop @TheAnkler theankler.com/p/hwood-ftx-fr…
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🤣🤣🤣 xitter.cf/TheOnion/status/159111…
The Onion
@TheOnion11 Nov 2022
Since purchasing Twitter for $44 billion, Elon Musk has reportedly attempted to cut costs by eliminating some 3,700 jobs. The Onion asked several former employees how they felt about being laid off, and this is what they said. bit.ly/3WYTNX0
That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars And whether they had one, or not, upon thars.
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Pat Dubois
@patdubois8 Nov 2022
as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days
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Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house
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Oh no 😢
LOW@lowtheband6 Nov 2022
Friends, it’s hard to put the universe into language and into a short message, but She passed away last night, surrounded by family and love, including yours. Keep her name close and sacred. Share this moment with someone who needs you. Love is indeed the most important thing.
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A peanut butter and banana sandwich with a glass of Ovaltine is really a lunch I just made for myself
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elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas
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McSweeney's is a national treasure. mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-i…

If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me

Mom, we don’t have a moment to spare. I’m asking—no, BEGGING—for you to chip in ASAP. If every parent reading this email contributes just $197.50 by midnight...

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Tom Morello
@tmorello5 Oct 2022
Congrats to my former ⁦@Harvard⁩ bandmate ⁦@CarolynBertozzi⁩ on her ⁦@NobelPrize⁩ in chemistry! We won the Ivy League Battle of the Bands in 1986 with our rockin’ group ‘Bored Of Education’, with her on keyboards & me in spandex. news.stanford.edu/2022/10/05…
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