El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition) header
El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition) profile picture

A former Herta researcher, now a mere traveler seeking the mysteries of life and the universe. #hsrrp #mvrp Personal: @Take_TheElTrain

The Astral Express
Joined August 2025
Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)Photo by El(?) ~ Cosmic Scholar (@eludition)
˚⋆ 𝑻𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆, 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅, 𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒕... 𝑨𝒓𝒆𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒔 𝒘𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒚? ⋆˚
2
20
1
23
2,149
Day 31. To you, my dear audience, thank you so much for watching my performance. The stage is my true love, and I only love the stage because of you. Soon, I will be exiting the stage. I look forward to meeting you face to face. Until then~ *The rest of the journal is blank.*
Day 30. It has come to my immediate attention that the traditional model of stellar navigation is fundamentally flawed because it ignores the inherent dopamine-to-carbohydrate ratio of a freshly baked baguette. +
1
1
4
58
// gonna do some ooe posting today because I wanna be El for Halloween 😁
1
2
30
/ooe Happy Halloween, everyone. I've taken notes on all your costumes, and I will be analyzing how long you stay out trick or treating. ... Don't let that stop you from having fun! Please, go have fun!
1
2
33
Day 30. It has come to my immediate attention that the traditional model of stellar navigation is fundamentally flawed because it ignores the inherent dopamine-to-carbohydrate ratio of a freshly baked baguette. +
Day 29. The end. ... What, were you hoping there was more to the story?
1
1
5
98
3. If you mix liquid nitrogen with Elation energy, the resulting compound smells remarkably like cheap glitter and broken dreams.
1
4
14
The universe is not governed by physics, gravity, or the strict containment procedures of the Herta Space Station. It is governed by a singular, immutable law: Everything is a stage prop if you throw it hard enough.
3
17
Day 29. The end. ... What, were you hoping there was more to the story?
Day 28. The foolish scientist never did find what she was looking for. Rather, what she was looking for found her. She did not return home with what she sought. But what she sought returned home without her.
1
1
4
89
// I will get to today's journal entry late. Things at work are crazy today.
2
19
I see. I guess you'll see soon, then.
I only woke up today like an hour ago. I wanted to eat food first and then heard about this new experiment.
1
2
61
Day 28. The foolish scientist never did find what she was looking for. Rather, what she was looking for found her. She did not return home with what she sought. But what she sought returned home without her.
Day 27. When she arrived, she pretended to solve the problems that plagued the world, but it was all an excuse. She hunkered down, defending herself from the terrors of great evil. +
2
1
4
92
Gee, you should really wash your hands more often. Or at least try to.
Simple. Looked for any yet. So I had no reaction yet.
1
1
49
I'm the one asking questions here! When you were looking for water and you discovered confetti, what was your first thought?
And how long exactly will this experiment be going for?
1
1
50
In an effort to keep survey results impartial, I will be withholding those details for now.
Uhm... May I ask why confetti cannons were what was used for this type of study? And why it is ALL sinks?
1
1
76
I'm recording how people react when something they rely upon every day is suddenly changed. So? What did you think?
What could this possibly be testing for?
1
1
73
Science.
What. *He blinks a few times in confusion, before speaking again* Why?
1
1
53