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Nigeria
Joined January 2013
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TOP FOUR. Unbeaten in 7 Serie A matches this season. Third-highest goal tally in the league. Quality football all round. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Ruben Amorim! 🧠🇵🇹🎖️❤️
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WTF 🚨 The Telsa Roadster just defied gravity by hanging upside down, then LAUNCHING off a ramp did a 180 in the air and levitated to the ground... What did we just watch 👀
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He is not really talking about birds🤔
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“The reason Arsenal’s defense is so good is because they play 4 defenders” One of the “four defenders”:
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"We wont destroy local businesses in the North out of hate and envy for Igbos. When Chinese make money, they don't build here, but when Igbos make money, they build here and the money goes round. If you believe Igbos are selling higher, why can't Yoruba business men go to China, import and sell cheaper?" —Muhammad Ali Musa: A northern Nigerian to a South Western Nigerian.
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Lautaro // Mouriño // Timber // Gruda ⚽ Best goal here? @Heineken | #UCLGOTD
🤝 Paid partnership
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🚨 UNFILTERED: Andrés Iniesta has just dropped a shocking confession about the 2006 Champions League final that will completely break Arsenal fans all over again. Speaking in a deeply reflective new interview, the Barcelona legend admitted what everyone in North London has felt for two decades: "To be completely honest, looking back with a mature heart, Arsenal deserved to win that trophy in Paris. Jens Lehmann was red-carded, we were struggling badly against ten men, and things just fell our way. Sometimes my conscience genuinely disturbs me when I think about that night. They played the better football, and they were robbed of history." Roughly twenty years too late, but the guilt is finally setting in.
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An Ebonyian speaks about his relationship with Anambrarians
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Saka banter is outdated
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City refused to co-operate with UEFA. Then refused to co-operate with PL. Then took PL to court to claim PL couldn't investigate them (they lost). Then took it to court of appeal so it couldn't be published (they lost). Then put documents on a server PL couldn't fully access
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🚨 The Manchester City scandal excellently explained by the brilliant illustrations of Sports Ball. 💰⚽️ Give this man a medal. 🥇👏 (🎥 @_SportsBall_)
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If China had been militarily weak, the US would have attacked it by now just to stop its development And their excuse for attacking China would be to liberate their people from dictatorship, as if they give a damn
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The truth is out
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Je me permets de parler un peu tard sur ce sujet dû à sa sensibilité mais voici selon moi, les sanctions adéquates que City devrait percevoir pour les 114 charges coupables des 115 auditionnées🧑‍💼: • Une exclusion de la PL et EFL, les envoyant automatiquement en 5ème division conformément à l’article W.51 de la PL. • Une autorisation de la FIFA qui permettrait aux joueurs de résilier leur contrat respectif (jeunes compris) même lorsqu’il n’y a aucune clause dans leurs contrats. • Une interdiction de transfert de MINIMUM 3 ans et ce à tous les étages sportifs (jeunes compris). • Une déduction de points d’un minimum de 50 points pour les sceller à la 20ème place de la saison 26/27, les empêchant de percevoir un maximum de revenu via les droits TV avant la relégation administrative. • Des compensations indémnitaires aux clubs lésés durant les années concernées à la hauteur du dommage subi. D’où l’action légale entre les clubs de PL. • Une amende vraisemblablement déraisonnable de plusieurs centaines millions d’euros. C’est une sanction très symbolique au vu des moyens financiers que les dirigeants possèdent. • Un licenciement et un bannissement à vie de fonctions semblables à tous les acteurs, dirigeants et actionnaires de City ainsi donc une dissolution du City Group. • Pour finir, une publication de la décision de justice. Rappelons que 54 des 115 charges étaient liés à des informations financières inexactes et à des falsifications comptables. En plus de ne collaborer à AUCUNE enquête. Rendez-vous compte de la folie. Je ne suis pas pour le retrait des titres remportés car on ne peut pas retirer ce qu’il s’est passé sur le rectangle vert. CEPENDANT, il faut s’appuyer dessus pour établir les sanctions. On parle d’un club qui a sali l’image du football anglais et manqué de respect aux clubs qui se sont efforcés à bien travailler durant toutes ces années. Alors je ne vous demande pas cela souvent mais prière de partager et liker ce post au maximum, c’est important de ne pas toujours parler de ce que le terrain produit. Parce que c’est aussi ça le football.
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Truth don de come out small small.
The ultimate relationship hazard: Level 1 threat: A woman. Level 2 threat: A religious woman. Level 3 threat: A religious woman who is seeing a counsellor. Woe to any man who is entangled with these women. To survive, he must navigate her superficial tears, her manipulative use of religion, and a therapist who systematically strips away his masculinity while teaching her how to keep him on a leash.
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Dear @marvel @marvelstudios: Please, for the love of it all, give us a one-shot of Michael Pena as Luis doing a recap of the entire MCU saga leading up to @Avengers: Doomsday.
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He made a transfer of ₦25,000 from his Sterling Bank account, but there was a problem and the transaction did not go through. The following day, the bank reversed the ₦25,000, but they forgot to refund the ₦50 stamp duty fee. 😂 That was why his lawyer sent them a letter, warning that they would take legal action if the money was not refunded. Now, they have refunded the money and even sent him a letter of apology. 🤣🤣.
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•Michael Olise once went a full PL season scoring ONLY 2 goals. •Marcus Rashford has once gone on a 20-game goal drought. •Phil Foden is the only English forward WITHOUT a goal in 2026. Bukayo Saka has never stooped so low but no English player has received more critique. Sad.
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‘He was lucky to get time’
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One of the many benefits of Omugwo. An invention of the so “misogynistic” Igbo culture 🤭
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