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Thank you to all the #Huskers fans out there for such a warm welcome! Now it's time to get to work!
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Mike Riley has at some point been offered the USC HC job, OC job and even DC job.
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Over the past 7 years, Riley’s Oregon State teams were +17 in turnover margin. Nebraska was -33 over that same span. #Huskers
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Oregon State’s run-pass ratio since 2008 is 1.3:1. Had 2802 runs compared to 2148 passes.
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Your boss won’t give you a specific number of games you have to win to not get fired, but here’s a hint: IT’S AT LEAST TEN.
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Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everybody belongs in the kitchen...the kitchen has food.
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All frustrations are self induced. The outside world can invite us to become upset, but ultimately it is us which accept the invitation.
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Whenever there's a big story on the news, look for the bigger story they're trying to distract you from.
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How small we are in the big picture of life
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Someone who constantly feels to need to tell everyone how exciting their life is via social media likely does not have an exciting life.
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Insecurity is the only thing that can make you hate people you don't even know.
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Always remember when it comes to drinking: Tastes good. Cheap. Gets you wasted. You can only pick two.
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Every night... Every morning...
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Duke gets some special love on this list MT @ESPN_Numbers: Here it is. The rules for "storming the court"
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If you have $10 in your bank account you are richer than 75% of the world. Let's remember to keep the right perspective.
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Pro Tip: When a woman says "do whatever you want" DO NOT do whatever you want.
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90s music was made for the weekend. #nonstopparty #music #sublime #smashmouth sugarray
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