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✮⋆₊ ⊹🩻💿🧷⋆₊ ⊹✮ ⛓️ 𝔗𝔈𝔄𝔐𝔖𝔈𝔖ℌ ⛓️ 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩? 𓉸 ⋆˙⟡ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ.  ₉₂₁₂₄ ❦

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Joined November 2019
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so fuckin iconic man. i’ll never forget this.
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if you work security and you HATE IT when HEAVY bands come into town, don’t bully the attendees who don’t hate it. too many times i see security just acting bitter because they’re stressed over moshpits. if you can’t handle it, it’s time for a new job.
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lol that’s crazy
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calling bergen and hoboken hipster is WILDLY inaccurate 😂
New Jersey finally makes sense
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connecticutt driver weeving in & out of traffic fucked w a jersey driver. jersey guy got up behind him in his big ass chevy pick up truck, turned all his inside car lights on, one hand on the wheel, following this guy home smoking a HUGE cigar. i love my country new jersey IDC
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i just know he’s riding w a shotgun under his seat. i honked in support the SECOND i saw the cigar smoke - i stg.
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so many people lack actual knowledge on snakes and it’s disturbing. lil dude was surrounded; he wasn’t sure if he had to get ready to protect himself. he can’t do that with this full of a belly. ☹️
I don't think he liked the taste of this😲
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i would be pissed if i was in his shoes. like leave me the fuck alone dammit 😂😂😂 then they picked me up and moved me after i vomited ??!!
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO VETO THE PEOPLE
President Trump is already putting Democrats on notice with a bright red hat bearing just one word: “VETO.” As Democrats look to take control of Congress, Trump is signaling he plans to use one of the strongest powers of his office to block legislation he opposes. “They’ll send over things that are insane and I’ll veto them,” Trump tells Fox News, predicting repeated vetoes could eventually bring Democrats to the negotiating table. But Trump says those conversations may already be starting, revealing that several Democrats have reached out to him since the election.
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they should raise the age limit for alochol to 25.
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as much as i laughed, please know your limits guys lol
girl is napping on the floor DURING motionless in white’s set
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girl is napping on the floor DURING motionless in white’s set
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Replying to @destination59
it’s okay to not believe in god, but people need to understand the difference between that and just simply not having faith in anything at all. a lottttt of people need to heal that part of themselves in order to figure out if they actually do or not.
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nahhh - i’m sorry. i don’t agree with that. some of yall’s takes on here are such a REEEEACH. 💀
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i just worked 10 hours overnight and had a crashout during the last 30 minutes 🥴 overstimulation to the max
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did it ever occur to anyone that maybe they were responding to something they saw online? with all the hate they get, i think it’s possible someone tried to hex them. MAYBE it’s possible they said “fuck voodoo and witchcraft” for that reason? & NOT to shame their whoole fanbase.
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someone put me in the ring i need to fight somebody
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unpopular opinion: you don’t need this many hair products to use on your hair. especially if your hair is just straight and doesn’t have any natural curly locks. this much product will genuinely KILL your scalp. your scalp NEEDS your natural oils.
Replying to @yaginosenshii
Yes, because I have zero experience with hair care products, am totally ignorant about my hair and don’t even know how to brush my hair… at aged 48… Or maybe. I know a little about hair care, have a shit ton of the very best hair care available, worked my ass off to own a hair salon and a beauty salon when I was 21, and your assumptions off a single tweet a stranger made are ignorant, at best. How sad your life must be if you need to search a hashtag to see what people say about it so you can feel superior while knowing absolutely jack shit about their situation. But please, tell me more about how I don’t know how to use 2 products…
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i don’t think that’s how that works lol
Fun fact: When a woman is on her period, her estrogen level drops which means her testosterone is driving her behavior. So when you complain she’s acting like a bitch.. she’s actually acting like a MAN.
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i have baby fever after this one (NOT MINE PLS)
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my purchase vs. his
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