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Joined July 2009
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Remember, Orange Theory is a marketing strategy, not a fitness program. EPOC has been disproven time and time again. HIIT is fine but should probably only be done twice a week at most. You’re better off improving your diet, increasing your NEAT...and lifting.
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Who’s the asshole that thought it was a good idea to have Kenny Powers play Mick Dundee’s son!!! Mick was a genuine character reflecting the absurdity of our modern lifestyle, not a bumbling idiot with a mullet!
Facebook is going to allow its users to curate the reliability of news. Lol. 🤯
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What’s Indy’s best white-collar cheese burger bar, @indystar? Bru? xitter.cf/indystar/status/954713…
Workingman's Friend: Best blue-collar cheeseburger bar in Indy dlvr.it/QC1lSV
Seeing lots of people doing Whole 30 this month. A better idea would be identifying your emotional connections to food and learn to view food as medicine/nourishment. It’s tougher but will give you a better relationship with food & you can avoid fad diets.
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Get parasympathetic with it
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Just watched John Boorman’s, Excalibur, for the first time in abt 15yrs. It’s shot almost like a theater production and when viewed through this lens it’s an almost perfect film. Williamson, as Merlin, is fucking brilliant.
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Tim & Eric’s Bedtime Stories > Black Mirror
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Nothing shocking yet fucking frightening xitter.cf/voxdotcom/status/94693…
"It is plainly obvious from Trump’s words that this is not a man fit to be president, that he is not well or capable in some fundamental way." — @ezraklein bit.ly/2BTBcSd
The reality is always in the middle xitter.cf/joerogan/status/945714…
Net Neutrality, regardless of its merits or legitimate flaws, seems to have become one of those “ideological category issues” like global warming. If you’re on the right you oppose it, those on the left think it’s demise signals the end of life as we know it.
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The bulk of the party is blind to the obvious. xitter.cf/politico/status/945379…
Republican Rep. Charlie Dent: GOP is "alienating" voters by running candidates that appeal to small swath of the electorate. politi.co/2BPwmtj
Joshua Gonzales retweeted
Listen up you nerd-ass manchildren: if you can get mad at people for referring to Aragorn’s reforged sword as Narsil when its new identity is actually Andúril, you can absolutely refer to someone by their correct pronouns, regardless of if you knew them by other pronouns before
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Like I said, Apples lost its emotional connection to the consumer. xitter.cf/businessinsider/status…
Apple confirmed a conspiracy theory that customers have had for years — and now they have an even bigger reason to distrust the company read.bi/2z6qsxt
Fans need to understand that writers owe them nothing. Zero. Zero things. xitter.cf/edotwoods/status/94331…
Been thinking a lot about the Last Jedi. I finally like Luke Skywalker.
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Apple is done. FB and Google have devolved into tabloid content generators. Network TV and Hollywood are on life support. Amazon and Disney are the new disrupters of tech and media. @KennyEarlz
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Probably the best thing that could happen to the shitty @NFL xitter.cf/businessinsider/status…
Sean 'Diddy' Combs says he wants to buy the @Panthers and Stephen Curry wants in read.bi/2zjOW9O
Was Denise Huxtable the first hipster?
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