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Joshua Gonzales

@ElMixtec

Beast Mode Bartender

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Joined July 2009
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tepes mode@VodkaAuntTBH20 Dec 2017
Listen up you nerd-ass manchildren: if you can get mad at people for referring to Aragorn’s reforged sword as Narsil when its new identity is actually Andúril, you can absolutely refer to someone by their correct pronouns, regardless of if you knew them by other pronouns before
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Pablo Torre 👀
@PabloTorre10 Oct 2017
Imagine trying to explain to an alien how silently genuflecting in front of the flag is disrespectful but this is not xitter.cf/astros/status/91750456…
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@astros9 Oct 2017
LET’S GOOOO 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 xitter.cf/astros/status/91750456…
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Ryan Lizza
@RyanLizza2 Oct 2017
The main policy response to mass shootings is to lower the flag to half-staff.
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Drakk@Drakkel3 Apr 2017
Wrestlemania: It was a weird card, because at the end of the day I think the right person won every match but in the worst ways possible.
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Jay Kuo
@nycjayjay3 Feb 2017
There's now a bill in Congress to remove white nationalist Steve Bannon from the NSC. And boy, that's got Vice President Trump fuming mad.
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Morgan Snyder@SnyderMorgan_1 Feb 2017
Come sip and stay in #Indy with these eleven cocktails all in honor of Kurt Vonnegut. #CheerstoVonnegut bit.ly/2kcu4rN
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt9 Nov 2016
What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight
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Hillary asked White America to reckon with the cost of its privilege and unyielding oppression of women/POC, and they just replied hell no.
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this election we've seen people calling themselves things like "nasty woman" and "Deplorable dipshit" and "Worthless Awful Shitlord"
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Russia is reportedly sending ships with cruise missiles to an already tense part of Europe read.bi/2ffqNIR
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"What's a pussy?" - Gary Johnson
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Phil Friend@Phil_Friend10 Oct 2016
Game recognize game vine.co/v/5g36juBKUUz – at Indianapolis, IN
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Riker Googling@RikerGoogling8 Oct 2016
pen pineapple apple pen
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Desus MF Nice💯
@desusnice5 Oct 2016
mike pence shaking his head like he's in the HR office and they're reading back his internet usage
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POLITICO
@politico5 Oct 2016
Fact check: Yes @realDonaldTrump’s plan would significantly raise taxes on the middle class politi.co/2dvuK8H
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The Onion
@TheOnion5 Oct 2016
Moderator Reminds Vice Presidential Debate Audience To Remain Silent When Exiting Early onion.com/2cR238P
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billy eichner
@billyeichner4 Oct 2016
.@GovPenceIN Hate your policies but VERY into you physically
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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker4 Oct 2016
Today's Vice Presidential Debate: Dad letting you borrow beer for your party Vs Dad forcing you to practice baseball at 4 am
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Nate Silver
@NateSilver53829 Sep 2016
Clinton back above 60% in all of our forecasts now. Probably more bounce to come in next few days. 53eig.ht/29fvWfn
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