Software engineer. Scriptwriter. Agent: @imagine_talent. Runs @DearHarrySpock. 2021 BFI NETWORK x BAFTA Crew. Austin Film Festival semifinalist 2020. She/Her.
London, England
Joined April 2009
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Hey @joythestore I’ve emailed and called several times for help but heard nothing - I have an online gift card that says it has been redeemed, when it’s never been used to purchase anything! I bought it as a Christmas present. And now it’s useless. Please can you help me?
A man on the tube asked me for parenting advice on when to circumsize his two week old boy. I told him I wouldn’t know as my baby is a girl. And it’s a weird question to ask a stranger.
Things overheard whilst my husband changes our crying baby, “of course you’re upset - you had a massive fart to do.”
Best AITA of all time
AITA for refusing to talk to my boyfriend becuase he won't stop using the phrase: "Do you want some "Pwingys", for the room?". bit.ly/3tDUY0X
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This is the most spectacular relationship problem I have ever read, shut down all the advice columns now.
Went to a parent and baby screening of Men. Probably the worst film to see 12 days after a very intense labour.
I’m eight days overdue, I’ve made a distraction app, distraction Rogue from x men cake, and I’ve read my distraction book. Please recommend me more similar distraction books, in the same vein!
Ellen Waddell retweeted
A casual reminder that Kylie Minogue, Paul Rudd, Thom Yorke and Mariah Carey are all older than Jacob Rees-Mogg.
As a way to distract myself from impending labour (and to learn something new) I build a lil simple app in React Native.
