Literally only joined so I could write complaint tweets to @Ryanair and only stayed so I could tweet about trashy TV
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Joined March 2020
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As if suddenly and tragically losing my partner wasn’t bad enough, I had to cancel our dream holiday booked for end of October, and @TUIUK still took a £500 cancellation fee from me. I’m now a single income paying a mortgage where 2 incomes are needed, but no, TUI needed the ££🙄
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Are you fucking kidding me @TicketmasterUK ?! I’m not a bot, I’m just desperately trying to get @oasis tickets… #Oasis25
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So let me get this straight - a police officer cannot use their warrant card (with their photo on it!) as photo ID to vote in a local election for the actual Police and Crime Commissioner? 🙄 #LocalElections
Brits turned away at polling stations due to Voter ID. Allison, a Police Officer, said:
“I only had my Police Warrant card. It was refused. If my warrant card can enable me to identify myself to execute the law it should’ve been recognised to vote.” mirror.co.uk/news/politics/e…
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My TikTok notification today was interesting… do I now need to reconsider my atheism? 🤔😂
#TikTok
ALT TikTok notification stating that “God, who you may know, is on TikTok”. There is a follow button next to the notification. So you can follow God…
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So Tori feels “deep disappointment” for the first time at Jack for the whale comment, which means she thinks the muzzle comment was a-ok 😂 #MAFSAU
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Tori hasn’t got a leg to stand on here. Like she hasn’t been backing Jack up every time he’s been a massive douchebag?! #MAFSAU
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Just a slight aside from #MAFSAU during the ads; but how the hell did Warburtons get actual Samuel L Jackson to do their advert?!
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Since I’ve been taking these new meds, I’ve been having some weird dreams. Watching the #AustralianGP today just reminded me that a few nights ago, I dreamt I was on a skiing holiday with Lando Norris. No idea why. I don’t even ski 🤷🏼♀️ he seemed like a nice guy though.
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I mean, we didn’t really need confirmation Jack is a misogynistic douchebag but here it is… “Muzzle your woman” #MAFSAU
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Cass could not have been more clear about what she needed. Tristan is on a full blown self-sabotage path and he is going to end up pushing her (and any women who comes after her) away #MAFSAU
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I’m going to have to have strong words with my friends and family and make them promise not to die; because I really don’t want to go on Married at First Sight, but it seems like the only thing to do when one is bereaved 🤷🏼♀️ #MAFSAU
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So poor Lucinda now has to unpack all of Timothy’s lifelong baggage? Nah, absolutely not - she’s way too good and lovely and pure for that! #MAFSAU
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Seeing Lucinda sashay out of the room in her floor length dress and fur coat, IN THE DAYTIME, it’s an absolute vibe and I am here for it #MAFSAU
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I can’t believe Jack has the audacity to behave the way he does, when he has old photos of him looking like this: #MAFSAU
Tori says Jack has the softest lips. Surely she means lip **singular**, as the top one is missing in action? #MAFSAU
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