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Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
I am selling 2 verified tickets in ROW A for Dropout Improv on 29 July 2026 at State Theatre, Sydney via Ticketmaster. Interested? secure.ticketmaster.com.au/r… #dropout #dropoutimprov
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Pears are the only example where if they’re not pear shaped, they’ve gone pear shaped
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watch nevada walk in to report results with a huge iced coffee
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Whoever is updating The Guardian’s live updates has had enough lol
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How can a country so in love with masked singers be so conflicted about wearing them personally?
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This country is a super spreading event.
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You won't have to worry about my tweets when I'm president.
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Have we settled on a term for all our new mask-related acne yet? Maskne? Macne? Covimples?
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#7favouritecomfortfoods 1. Hainanese chicken rice 2. Pad see ew 3. Egg tarts 4. Fries covered in tomato sauce 5. Banana bread 6. Matzo ball soup 7. Sourdough from iggys with A LOT of @Lurpak The food diary of a half Thai/half jew living in Bondi
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"Let's meet for coffee"- New Zealanders right now, rubbing our noses in it.
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Every millennial I know (aged 25-40 now, so I think Ita means "young workers" here) would prefer a liveable wage, stable working conditions and a break from the near-constant cycle of redundancies over a "hug".
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This is straight out of my Year 3 trip to Parliament House I see. Any other aussies thought of that immediately?
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There is no apostrophe in "Bunnings" so when when you go to a single Bunnings you're actually going to a Bunning.
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People think Australian culture is about mateship and and lamingtons and stuff but mostly it’s about having to turn off wifi and use data in your own home
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Can’t believe LA is shutting down again. We did everything wrong and everything still went wrong
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This is an unpresidented disaster.
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