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@elitabl

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 Alberta, Canada
Joined November 2009
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Literal Chesco: la Ley del Trabajo que nos dejó Chávez no sirve. Necesitamos algo que sirva y un sistema que nos dé derechos a todos: La gente: Eres chavista porque no te gusta la ley del trabajo de Chávez Chesco: ?????
chesco busca empleo (@chescojav) profile picturechesco busca empleo@chescojavNov 12
Fui a una entrevista de trabajo hoy y de pana en Venezuela necesitamos urgente reforma a la ley del trabajo y que las empresas vuelvan a tener miedo a represalias de la Inspectoría. Eso, o darle armas a los empleados, una de dos.
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La realidad es que las personas que son *realmente* buenas usando IA, son las que igual serían buenas *sin* IA.
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Okay I’m Ed Sheeran side now. Macklemore pulled this stunt to get some brownie points and made Ed take the fall for it. Macklemore doesn’t care about Palestine he just wants an arena tour but can’t fill the seats. I don’t like him selling out dying children for his own show
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveNov 6
Macklemore shares the U.S. venues that declined to host his Free Palestine Tour: • Madison Square Garden • Prudential Center • Barclays Center • UBS Arena • Intuit Dome • Kia Forum • Crypto.com Arena • Chase Center • Climate Pledge Arena
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Andy Bowers@evilpez4Nov 3
Canadians: “I don’t follow American politics.” Also Canadians:
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Latinoamerica: – at Honduras
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PaolaM (@PaolaMM666) profile picturePaolaM@PaolaMM666Nov 3
Guerra nuclear y nosotros con el presidente más estúpido del planeta.
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ja@saintjose_4 Dec 2020
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Texas is uh now more liberal than Alberta
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vic@vicmcflyNov 3
Para bailar 25 horas al día de Proyecto uno junto a la persona que más amas oliendo a tequeños y Old Par.
Peter's back up (@peter_unhinged) profile picturePeter's back up@peter_unhingedNov 3
La gente heterosexual sabe por qué y para qué se casan? Es una duda honesta
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La Venezuela de hoy: El chavismo metiéndose con el ex chavista Hany Kauan y defendiendo al ex adeco Oliver Blanco.
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ojala mcm se haga presidenta y poder decir que somos todos oficialmente maricones
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Congratulations to Milwaukee fans and more importantly congratulations to America for not having to deal with another Dodger’s World Series win.
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William Contreras in March October
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🇻🇪❤️
William Contreras and Jackson Chourio embrace after winning the World Series. They wear navy blue Brewers uniforms with yellow lettering.

ALT William Contreras and Jackson Chourio embrace after winning the World Series. They wear navy blue Brewers uniforms with yellow lettering.

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WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMP ✅ WORLD SERIES CHAMP ✅ TAKE IT IN WILLIAM CONTRERAS, YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT!
William Contreras hoists his arms up behind home plate after the final out of the 2026 World Series.

ALT William Contreras hoists his arms up behind home plate after the final out of the 2026 World Series.

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WILLIAM CONTRERAS IS THE 2026 WORLD SERIES MVP!
William Contreras, Milwaukee Brewers, World Series MVP 2026 World Series presented by Capital One Pictured: William Contreras smiles while wearing catcher’s gear.

ALT William Contreras, Milwaukee Brewers, World Series MVP 2026 World Series presented by Capital One Pictured: William Contreras smiles while wearing catcher’s gear.

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La postemporada de Contreras y Chourio está para mostrarla en todas las academias de béisbol de Venezuela. Nivel superlativo.
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
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WILD BILL PLATES THE CAPTAIN William Contreras puts the Brewers up 3-0 🔥
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I genuinely feel bad for people who don’t like baseball. What a fucking game that was
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Felipe@caonalamaOct 28
Florida Man Goes Full Bananas and Declares Himself President of Brazil From Walmart Parking Lot
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don’t ask me how many times i’ve watched this
FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) profile pictureFOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOXOct 28
William Contreras vs Yandy Díaz stare contest during ABS challenge
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El béisbol es en verdad maravilloso
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ChatGpt can create you a whole business plan. But instead ya’ll using it to make pedophilic AI pictures 💀
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