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she/her/they/them. the princess & the pea & the suburban dive bars. sad girl club.

VA
Joined August 2010
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I spent $800 on my best friend’s wedding because she told me money was tight. I paid for her hotel, bought the gift she wanted and sent her some extra money for the honeymoon. She cried when she thanked me. Six months later, she posted about how embarrassing it is when people give cheap gifts at weddings. She didn’t mention my name. Then I saw the comments.
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i swear to all that's good and holy, a minute lasts either 2 seconds or 3 hours. i don't understand how time works.
every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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Shhh
This is one the best things I’ve ever seen
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Switching to Google messages has been the cutest experience ever.
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The truck i pull up in when one of my girl friends says, "i can't believe i forgot to tell you about.."
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Yesssss
don’t forget the Paralympics are on! let’s support & watch these incredible athletes 💙 GO USA!!!!
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You're right, @nytimes - "there are no words" for how upset i am #vertex is ending. This game is why i pay for your subscription even after my cheap trial period ended. the only reason. I'll be saving $ after August, at least.
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Good gravy he sucks so bad. This is every man thinking he's smarter than women ever.
Replying to @buffys
cant believe no one has said twiggy destroying woody allen's pretentious pseudo-intelectual ass
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when you’ve been just SITTING on an instagram caption
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Listen to her. BMI is an outdated mode of health-keeping that tries to put all bodies in the box of one body. Should you want to be healthy? Yes, duh. Eat good, real, nourishing food, drink water, & be active. Don't hold yourself to a made-up impossibility, though. 💪🏻🧠🏉🩷
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i hope his pp never works again
I don't even have words just how awful he is.
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That pic, i believe i am not meant to throw them in the regular trash. That being said, how am i supposed to get rid of the empties? am i allowed to put them in standard county recycling? Or, do i need to take them somewhere specific for recycle? Any help would be great! Thx!
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@nytimes ok i had another person, my friend @Anyab31 look, they couldn't find a match either. i don't think it's me. i'm stressed, in ZEN MODE, i am stressing. HELP ME.
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... no matter what. She could wear a potato sack, be covered head - toe in a whole sheet, & men will stare at her. If you can't handle that, as a man, you can't date/marry hot, women. Don't get a hot woman who shows off her hotness (which she should do bc duh), & try to curb it.
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it's cute if hes fixing problems with her clothes (tag, uneven hem). It's an issue when he knows how she dresses/looks, marries her, & then tries to change it. A woman with curves is going to fill out dresses differently. Fits will show her curves, cleavage. Men will look...
Thoughts about men doing men’s things like this?
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DINOSAURS NAILED IT
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... some of these are like, stunningly obvious. why are you even asking this question. Is this a kink?
I hope she never contacts him again
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Not Like Us made it to karaoke 😂
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What in the fuck is this
i’m so, so sorry… but this feels too important to not share
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Every time i think about Alaska it trips me out
This is the scariest video I think I’ve ever seen
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